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are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?

@bog_being Iceland is real pretty from the air and it’s crazy when people don’t want to look outside on the plane

Feeling like a freak staring past the window seat occupant as we fly over Iceland, but honestly I can't believe everyone is watching their movies instead of literal Iceland... At least she opened the window

soap cookies

@wonton_sarah oh? what are their @?

im glad im not the only woman going insane on here posting selfies we’d never normally post

I’m only three and a half years old

@me_irl it’s so funny when they post the explanation it gives “I know you explicitly told me not to but I did it anyway”

when you say "claude code deleted my database" what you mean is "I used claude code to delete my database". that's you. you were running the program. If you ran a program that rolled a random number and if it's even it deletes your database, you deleted your database

we need nudes of every politician to check for Nazi tattoos.

@gayest_tone he was perfectly constructed in the lab to piss people off

I kind of love Graham Platner only because being anti-Israeli while also being a MASSIVE shoot and cry guy is really fucking funny.

can’t believe Walmart sourdough doesn’t look good

@RandoKneegrow suckin on that oil. It works pretty well I’ve started using it on my other cars.

First time catheterizing a car.

tfw you have 16gb of memory

@CobrastanGuy another lane will solve it this time..

8 days of commuting and there’s been a catastrophic accident resulting in lane closures on 3 of them

@JeterHater they should end it with their lives

my wife wanted to finish watching the boys since we stopped s3. got to s5 and kimiko started talking and she made me turn it off.

@metalgearobiden Bluesky in shambles

@EricMTerrill1 working hard time for a break

i have been at work for exactly one hour and all i have done is track a package, buy a fitting in eBay, and post on twitter

@NotTheCigarette @bussyboi420 the m4 is an ar15

@bussyboi420 as much as i love guns i still don't know what to call that platform of rifles, so i just call them "M4 Platform"

wtf did I stumble upon? I hate the world so much rn.

@ohcrapohno yes

Can I use a travel router on a plane

lol

@Circle10 poopmag

pulling apart a few AK-74 mags to install 5.56 followers and my favorite Izhmash plum smells like actual doo doo shit inside

@PluginHyBrad the v10s were ungodly loud lol

He’s right.