Jack Burton

@Tironianae Wait ... she isn't black?

🚨 LMAO!! Nearly every Florida DNC member has just CONDEMNED Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz because she's running for a "historically black district" in 2026 They don't want a white liberal to represent black people in FL-20 DeSantis' redraw is causing meltdowns 🔥 "We cannot claim to defend voting rights, racial justice, and representation while undermining black political power when it becomes politically relevant." THE LEFT EATING THEIR OWN 🤣 Cry more, racial drawing is done!

@glennbeck This is also why they keep adding more and more letters to the LGBT handle.

There’s an old trick that revolutionaries have always understood: you don’t start a revolution by getting everyone to agree on everything. You start by convincing completely different people that they share the same enemy. That's why we're now seeing Bernie Sanders campaign for a guy who had a Nazi tattoo. Labels of race, gender, class, climate, nationalism, technology, religion, free speech, etc. are recruitment vehicles that point in the same direction: "the system needs to be destroyed.” That’s what the true revolutionaries ultimately want. But once a society is burned down, chaos always follows.

@gecffmn Much respect for the young @SoveyX

I don’t know who this tiny dynamo is but I’ve never heard anyone put more soul into the Star Spangled Banner than she just did! God bless her!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@JamieMetzl Did you say binary?

The Democratic Party has a binary choice: either unequivocally condemn the far-left bigots and antisemites in our party or become a party of bigotry, antisemitism, and intolerance.

@BryanTweed16 It's a gentleman's game. There are no villains.

🚨🚨🚨#GOLFCHAT QUESTION #5🚨🚨🚨 Wyndham Clark won the CJ Cup at the Byron Nelson last week in impressive fashion, however he’s a pretty unpopular winner. Do you think Professional Golf needs a heel or a villain? Why? If so, is Clark the main villain or is it someone else?

@Nessakins_ @varadmehta @jay_kobbe 🤣🤣🤣

@varadmehta @jay_kobbe Man, I haven’t really seen Zaid in my feed for a while until today. I just clicked on his profile and his pinned tweet is just…amazing. I nearly fell out of bed laughing.

This is an intelligence test, and many people are failing it.

@GustBrian Probably has become a porn addict.

Seems happy and comfortable by herself. Anyone else feel that way?

@kawamura28w Just like Jim Furyk.

Nako's swing image

@bennyjohnson McConnell did the same thing to save Murikowski in Alaska.

Want to make your blood boil? Republican Senate Leader John Thune spent over $100 million in GOP donor dollars to SAVE despised RINO John Cronyn in Texas. Cornyn just lost in a double-digit landslide. Thune spent $0.00 to promote or pass the SAVE America Act. They hate you.

@pr0ud_americans For the love of all things good and pure ...

I'm just going to leave this one here...🤦‍♂️

@NolteNC I would watch Rogue One again, but everything else is ass.

Watched Last Jedi. First time since it came out. C- Some great action but Rey sucks. Smug Rose Tico is dreadful. The social commentary is about as subtle as a turd on a birthday cake. How do you drop bombs in space? The betrayal of everything Luke Skywalker stood for… outrageous. And the powers of The Force are getting ridiculous and awfully convenient when the plot needs them. Why did Luke die? Made no sense. Laura Dern’s uptight character should’ve been named Reeli NeedsSex. Hated that subplot. How dumb. All she had to do was explain the plan. And Carrie Fischer is hardly there even when she’s there. Hard to believe they found cocaine in her system. She’s hardly awake. But it’s not much of a part, tbh. Should I give Rise of Skywalker another try?

If you ask for ketchup on a Chicago hot dog, you might as well just announce you’re trying to start a riot. ​It’s the only thing that tastes like summer, the lakefront, and someone’s uncle yelling about the Bears all at once. ​Chicagoans don't play. It’s a perfect construction of flavors—mustard, neon relish, onions, tomato, pickle, sport peppers, celery salt—and ketchup just ruins the vibe. ​Some call it dramatic. We call it tradition. ​What’s the most controversial food rule in YOUR city?

@Savsays Blowing a whistle in the vicinity of someone's ear should be assault. Same with a megaphone.

INSANE UPDATE: Chris, DeYanna and Paige Ostroushko have all been granted RESTRAINING ORDERS against me for “harassment” and “assault”, after extensively lying about me in their petitions to the court. Not only did Chris allege that I’m almost 6 FEET TALL, but all three allege that I was the aggressor and have been waging a “hate and defamation campaign” as well as a “doxxing campaign” against them while portraying myself “as the victim”, when I “assaulted them first”. Chris, whose restraining order is the CRAZIEST of the three, is also petitioning the court to BAN me from speaking about the Ostroushkos on MY OWN social media accounts and is also trying to get me and my ENTIRE FAMILY banned from the county he lives in. He and Paige are also trying to get me COMPLETELY banned from the Whipple ICE Facility, including the public sidewalk “where the protesters are”. Paige then states in her petition that I backhanded her twice and then punched her “full contact in the face”. DeYanna stated in her petition that I grabbed her by the neck and “physically assaulted” her, all while she was simply trying to “protect her daughter”. The family made sure to have police show up to my house on three separate occasions (instead of just serving these to my lawyer) and due to Minnesota state law, Chris, Deyanna and Paige have already been issued ex parte restraining orders against me, meaning it’s now up to me to show up to court to prove that all of these allegations are untrue. Every time I think this family can’t get crazier they do!

@end3of6days9 That's amazing!

This roadrunner doesn’t just show up — he knocks on the door like he’s coming over for a visit. When she opens the door, his tail feathers go wild like an excited dog, and he proudly hands over his latest “gift” (this time, a yellow leaf and a twig). Once she takes it, he’s off again to find her something else. It’s become their daily little ritual. What makes it even sweeter is that she rescued him when he was hurt. He never left after he recovered, and now he brings her gifts every day like a thank you she never asked for. Have you ever had a wild animal decide you were their person?

Voting is a right, not a privilege. The SAVE Act won’t save anything. It will strip Americans of their right to vote. We have to fight back to protect our democracy.

@WuWei113 @mikadontlouz This not be pregnant. Impossible get pregnant in Gaynada. This fat.

@mikadontlouz Congratulate for be 2 month pregnant. You know who the dad be yet?

Where are my Crypto Canadians? 👀

@RepThomasMassie @TrumpDailyPosts @julie_pipk71617 Libs and Never Trumpers like you.

@TrumpDailyPosts @julie_pipk71617 What’s the greatest threat to liberty in America?

What is the greatest threat to liberty in America?

@HistorianUSA1 Awesome! Same reason I kicked my wife out of the master bedroom!

The most brutally honest brother in Kentucky history just dropped an atomic truth bomb 💀 Mom: “When your brother gets out of prison, he’s getting this room since you can’t keep it clean.” Bro, without blinking: “This is MY room. This is where I jack off. Fact.” Said it with his whole chest. Full Adidas outfit, zero shame, zero filter. Just raw, unapologetic honesty. Prison brother will walk into the most awkward homecoming of all time 😂

@saras76 Street shitters ... 🤣🤣🤣

Street shitters are pissed because they can't eat all the free samples at Costco

@StingrGolf Or they don't give you the 2 footer and you miss it.

When someone talks in your backswing