lilEeeb

Bruh Inc. © 2016

@paulderokha Sorry for your bad take, wish you a swift recovery 😞

@Quiggins_Tales i'll do what i want thanks

thought they were giving non-binary slay but it was actually just a priest

@malone_helyds Holy shit the app just changed and ppl are already making scams based on it LMAO

@topo_g @InternetH0F But what if the sign offers pizza in exchange for your soul?

@InternetH0F Working at a place with a print out on the door is a sign to get a new job

absolutely disgusting

@ShouldHaveCat Lovely

What would you name this cat?

@SuperiorGothBun @Xploshi

@Xploshi It’s only a matter of time before Pufferfish society advances faster than expected, and rather than having to rely on their natural defense systems, they’ve built undersea fortresses armed with weapons to fend off against larger creatures that want to squish them

Do you think in like 5 million years pufferfish will evolve to spit insta-death cancer poison at humans who grab and squish them after they’ve deployed their one and only defence mechanism

@rhabarberei I like to think of it as the villain glow up bc they wind up looking like glorious bastards

my favorite kind of glowup

@ombranox @masterbeeferoni @Bolverk15 Well at least we got one good thing out of TWD then

@masterbeeferoni @Bolverk15 The Telltale format spread to other studios in the aftermath of the rave reviews TWD got. Because of it, we have Life is Strange.

@MatttGFX I kept scrolling past this on my timeline until this post and I finally decided to actually LOOK at it and I laughed out loud. It's literally just erasing a top layer lmao

@qriator @BigHeadTales @ARTofCOOP How would they? Half of them burn up on start

@BigHeadTales @ARTofCOOP Have you ever actually ridden in a Tesla?

@gr1ffth @aakareda @sikhsawman Huge L

Horikoshi Kohei is one devious motherfucker for this I'm seeing people who would have never touched MHA with a 10 foot pole read over 300 chapters just for world-class yuri bait

@_ladiablita_ @wildtiktokss I like to play Minecraft by myself, it's nice to see that you are so proud of doing something similar

@wildtiktokss Let them cook

@goboee I have a tattoo of said grumpy chonky cat but the artist was bad and my body rejected the ink so it needs a touch up

sometimes comfort is just one teenage boy and his grumpy chonky cat

@CaudilloXIV The hardest cope I have ever seen holy fucking shit

Vogue model / Swedish girl at the metro

@Death_Bow @kalaelizabeth Guy here, I did that when I was younger but when I grew up I started doing the former and IT'S SO MUCH BETTER. My stupid baby brain could never comprehend the fun that comes from playing a funny lady with scars who dates an even funnier birdman with 0 rizz and the ability to kill

@CorgiTaco Go to the museum of Sex

I go to new york in 3 days for a week... for those who've been, what would you recommend I do?

@BK_McCallum @rhinosoros Fun fact, working 5 days a week is actually on the whole less productive than giving ppl time to recuperate.

@rhinosoros I’m not sure your point is well made. You’re bragging about an overreaching government forcing employers to pay people who aren’t working.

@SpectralAurora_ Ants are too small for microwaves

just microwaved the ants for 2 minutes they fucking lived. they are walking around like nothing fucking happened what the fuck