chloe 🐟

8.6K posts

chloe 🐟 banner
chloe 🐟

chloe 🐟

@lilackryptonite

it’s always “support women” until she tries to kill her brother to become fire lord | jasongracedefenseattorney on ao3

hastings research institute Katılım Ağustos 2024
589 Takip Edilen769 Takipçiler
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
the year is 2068. hudson and connor have several oscars each. someone born in 2002 is president. world war 4 seems inevitable. a new clip from the heated rivalry press tour drops.
English
0
0
0
56
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
as much as there is to say about shane being overly worried about people finding out, troy guessed immediately and ilya’s therapist was able to figure out ilya’s bf was shane without even knowing shane’s sexuality. people def would have guessed
Veronica Sawyer Fujo (Zeega)@Veronicatrash13

Book canon again, but I think the idea that Ilya can't come out to his team because Shane is already out and they'd obviously be dating is ridiculous. We know its true but in a league of 32 teams assuming the only 2 queer players you know are dating is a weird assumption.

English
0
0
0
176
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
hudson’s girlfriend should get to pick a weird hudson fan every day to beat to death with a hammer
English
0
1
1
250
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
one thing about me i don’t give a fuck about safe sex in fics. if you don’t put that condom down 🙄
English
0
0
0
55
chloe 🐟 retweetledi
sky ミ☆
sky ミ☆@dreamskyrivera·
happy 17th anniversary to the most chaotic and hilarious show ever
English
4
564
3.3K
34.4K
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
jalen thomas brooks is wasted on off campus fans
English
0
0
1
56
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
everyone else at my job sucks so bad i keep getting complimented for the bare minimum
chloe 🐟 tweet media
English
0
0
0
52
chloe 🐟 retweetledi
noel
noel@jedaltemus·
Last time my vote mattered
English
23
492
4.3K
94.2K
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
waiting for the tomadachi life smau to update
GIF
English
0
0
0
64
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
have i lost my fucking mind i’ve seen ten trillion qts and subtweets about this and not one person seems to realize this isn’t a real congressperson?? HELLO IS THIS THING ON 🎤🎤
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

English
0
0
0
46
Colby
Colby@cl_all_day·
I think the funniest thing about the Savannah Bananas is that they just lose a fuck ton
English
62
231
38.2K
2.2M
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
the moment you indicate a desire to travel tiktok will never stop pushing kyrgyzstan on you
English
0
0
1
36
Amber
Amber@missrobinson·
@van_gone_ No idea. American colleague asked what the putty stuff in the packet was.
English
18
0
416
123.8K
Amber
Amber@missrobinson·
Yesterday I learned that they don’t have Blu Tack in America. How do teens put posters on their bedroom walls?
English
321
126
11.9K
1.1M
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
in the kindest possible way i can’t stand another kpop fan talking about the greatest rappers in kpop when they clearly do not otherwise listen to rap music. bc clearly all they are doing is judging who talks the fastest
English
0
0
0
47
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
had a dream there was a zombie apocalypse sweeping the nation and i was in charge of keeping the members of bts safe except the zombies were using cancel culture as a weapon and saying they should get to eat jungkook bc he committed a microaggression
English
0
0
0
79
chloe 🐟
chloe 🐟@lilackryptonite·
testing myself on the sustainable development goals of the un just to see if i still know them
chloe 🐟 tweet mediachloe 🐟 tweet media
English
0
0
0
88
chloe 🐟 retweetledi
nês 🦋
nês 🦋@wingsseni·
mamas' boys
nês 🦋 tweet medianês 🦋 tweet media
Filipino
29
2.2K
11.2K
94.5K