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@CantEverDie Kinda related, but I worked with Scott Walker's brother at a Kwik Trip in Waukesha, so Walker would come in often to visit him, and everyone, coworkers and customers, treated him like a God. My friends told me I should have pissed on his shoes but I never did

for people outside of wisconsin not super tuned into to the dynamics here, this is like a democrat winning a senate seat in texas. this is genuinely earth shattering for wisconsin politics

@MADCOREmusic Me and my friend watched Earaser Head on acid. Very funny watch

films i've seen while on acid: - Interstellar - Midsommar - Mother! films i don't recommend you see while on acid: - Midsommar - Mother!

@four_mmmm @mike_slugs I've seen bars in Wisconsin within the last 10 years have 1 dollar for a pitcher of beer

@mike_slugs There’s no way that was real lol. The mid 2000’s? Not the 1880’s?

@2busy2love I did this in 11th grade, but I'm gay and I gave it to my friend I had a crush on at the time

met a girl like this in 9th grade and she sent me a zip file with almost every touhou game on discord and then we never spoke again

@staciasamaya The reason why I don't think anything will happen is that it is that Bill and Hilary aren't in hiding atm. Because I think they would be worried for their lives if they told the truth

It is kinda crazy that U.S history is being written incorrectly in front of us

@Sasha_Foxyq i hope it stays limp the rest of your life

It's so cool to admit publicly that I'm a pussy-free virgin with a completely useless tiny clit😊 Do you think it can be hard without a chastity belt again?🤏🏻

@Sasha_Foxyq how long do you wear your cage for?

Would you like to take a photo like this with me, like my boyfriend holding my chastity belt in your hand?

@DPatrappa looking forward to it

the way I locked tf in for the nuttiest thumbnail, for a sounding video of all things. lol

@DPatrappa how about your feet?

watching Emily play overwatch got my balls sweating

@Sasha_Foxyq i'd do a lot more than that :3

Be gentle and kiss it👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻

@DPatrappa your vids got me into feet, so thank you for that

friday

@gaulicsmith As someone from Wisconsin, I remember when they started posting ads on TV against drunk driving and the ads said "Even in Wisconsin," like even in Wisconsin you can't drive drunk lol

Can someone explain why Wisconsin drinks so much and why it stops exactly at the border ? I find that really strange tbh

@uwutoowo1 @jacobfuknjones

I smoked meat with 500 cigarettes to see what it tastes like (it was horrible)

@_celia_bedelia_ I remember an Italian girl in my elementary school having facial hair in 2nd grade, and when I became a teacher I taught a Laotian girl who had facial hair in elementary school too. Due to genetics, some people just have more hair, no matter what gender they are.

Wait until you hear about our upper lips and chins

@ecareyo Oh its Slenderman's gay cousin Ilikemenderman

Caught a glimpse of my shadow and gasped

@evvFKhlSgrRFXIY @UtdTransferr @nocontextmemes It's probably due to the fact aome of the food continuous cooks for decades

@lilbiggreg @UtdTransferr @nocontextmemes Is the huge turd pictured essential to the recipe do you know? I’m trying to cut back is all

@sunriselaughing What is crazy about this book to me is they made us read it in the 6th grade, pretty fucked up honestly

it being "proven false" was his siblings- who he literally says multiple times IN THE BOOK were not abused- calling him a liar bc it ddint happen to them. this is an awful take

are these emojis on my computer's window's search for pride?