BLESSED!!! 🐐

I crocheted a red version of the Manchester United away Jersey in 54 hours with my bare hands and 6 pieces of cotton yarns. 🧶 ❤️🤍🖤

@Prospertuebe @utd_rios Who you want?

@utd_rios Please oo I no want abeg

Manchester United don sign this one already 😂😂

In 2017, there was an Egyptian film called Sheikh Jackson, about a an Islamic cleric who was a big Michael Jackson fan having an existential crisis in the wake of the singer’s death.

Everyone knows that the front 3 of Madueke - Gyökeres - Martinelli doesn’t work. In fact, it has never worked. It’s all pace, no technical excellence. Everyone knows this except Mikel Arteta and his coaching staff. Lol

Fireboy Dml, Oxlade - Sing (2018) ✨

Idk about anyone else but I enjoyed this game lmao

you go raise 3 pikin through university dem go don serve finish before you no say no be you get them .🙏🏽

BREAKING: Another big win in North East Operation HADIN KAI. Dozens of terrorists Suyanised details coming soon

@InjeelJiday @Phatbabeluuu Sorry daddy wa. 🤣

@Phatbabeluuu It means that person has high levels of neuroticism and low emotional regulation, which is a red flag🚩🚩

Men that are always in their feelings when football is involved <<<<<

Matheus Cunha on Instagram on Kobbie Mainoo's performance against Brentford: "Okay Kob, I'll get your Brazilian passport. 😮‍💨."

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Manchester United’s Player of the Month nominees for April: Bruno Fernandes Casemiro Kobbie Mainoo

congrats to everyone who stood on the right side of history. WE won

I can’t lie I rate Arteta for brainwashing Arsenal fans on how football should be played with nothing to show for it

Just look at the kid’s reaction, he’s literally having the best time of his life man😭❤️

@GoonDenoso @deejayfaremi When you done lieing you will rest

@lilbomap @deejayfaremi Portugal’s coach is Roberto Martinez and he set up his team to revolve around Bernardo.

If you’re Portugal, surely you have to play Joao Neves + Vitinha in midfield. Question is who you play with them two? Bruno, or a more defensive minded midfielder?

@GoonDenoso @deejayfaremi Continue day lie 😆

@mighty1711 @Utdtruthful @jacksonspecial @StevenRailston Egbon go write book to protect your start boy of 23years for getting 3 goals this season

@lilbomap @Utdtruthful @jacksonspecial @StevenRailston Oh sorry it is not? For a player who started on the fringe of things, started playing regularly in November and got injured by the end of January.Didn’t start playing again until late late march and had to be shunted to RWB from there ? His first full season in the EPL?

🚨🗣️ @StevenRailston: “Amad looks LOW on confidence, which is something his teammates can clearly sense, because Casemiro RAN the length of the half to congratulate him for his role in Sesko's goal. “There is no denying his output hasn't been good enough, but anyone writing him OFF is foolish. He was a KEY player in the first few months of the campaign, and provided 10 goals and 11 assists in 2024/2025. Some football fans have incredibly short memories. “He needs support to get through a challenging period. He has faced adversity before, forcing his way into the team after being overlooked by Erik ten Hag, and should emerge as a better player for it.” #MUFC [MEN]

You face am with garnacho nau 😂

🚨 Ruben Amorim is planning to REMAIN out of work after leaving Manchester United in January. The Portuguese coach intends to take a SABBATICAL during the 26/27 season, spending time learning from coaches he sees as role models to strengthen his skills — though he will still keep an eye on potential opportunities after the summer. (Source: A Bola)

If Carrick scored 5 and conceded 4 they'll tell you his football is not sustainable 🤣