LiLO!💞

I’m like if Maude Apatow + Hunter Schafer had a child together through sapphic bone marrow conception. 💞

@yrahauntedhouse This is exactly what I imagined when I first heard that most intruders who murder the occupants use items found within the house.

My ominous ass entryway

@foreverimbetter As of a 2024 study, 21% of the American population reads below a 6th grade level. I’m so grateful to have grown up with parents who’re educators + value intelligence. It’s sad that not every household even has the latter.

@lilonostitches I might have blown my own head off by the third time tbh

They have made the grave assumption that everyone shopping can read

@cyberbunnyx NPC LARPer behavior

2020 // 2026 kkkkk deixei de ser esquisita 😅👌🏻

I’d Deadass rather write with my own blood than communicate using Snapchat

@thankuneext She was never asthmatic. That scene of her hyperventilating was a symptom of her OCD + panic attacks.

rue's asthmatic ass really thinks she can outrun the police AGAIN?

@TheCinesthetic WHEN SHE POSTED THIS ON INSTA FOR HALLOWEEN, I ATE IT TF UPPPP!

hunter schafer 📸

@SandyofCthulhu When I went to school in Iowa for a year + they marked a point off my spelling test for spelling doughnut as doughnut + not donut…

This makes me really sad. How do these people get into education? I remember as a 6 year old arguing that daddy-long-legs (A) weren't spiders and (B) weren't venomous. (I was a nerdy kid.) The teacher shot me down and I was so deeply offended. But that was way more egregious than what we see below.

@foreverimbetter Like, “yeah! That’s why we have signs taped to each door that say the fridge is broken!” I guess the same people who’re illiterate also just think we taped pieces of paper to the door for no reason + that had nothing to do with the fridge not working???

@foreverimbetter When I worked at Walgreens, our fridge would break sometimes. We had signs taped to every single door saying “the fridge is broken. Sorry.” + we’d have at least 5 people each shift who’d come up to the register + say “did you know your fridge isn’t working?”

@itsme_urstruly It seems like no one wants to make time capsules anymore smh

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

@BhadDhad This shit is tuff af

the finale of euphoria should be rue waking up in the middle of the class and everyone looks into the camera and says “euphoria…” in unison

@MaskedHottiee Right!! 😭😭😭

Also like when you noticed all of the silverware was gone why didn't you check to see what else she'd taken...? This is so...

@butchbatnix You’re right. She should’ve ensured to split the silverware, that she paid for herself, equally amongst all of the current roommates for them to take their portion when they move out. 🙄

roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL

Imagine you eat nothing but american cheese on toast for a year straight and then your landlord just raises the rent by $300 anyways

@snailtattoo Meeee :3

Girl with a vape at the party: wow everyone here is so nice :)

@clubratt This is how my dad got sleep deprivation psychosis…

This lady is gonna kill people

@Hisomtheboat “Women aren’t really important in the world” + a woman literally gave him life… someone take this mf out already.

What SZA had to say when asked on what led to her breakup with Drake in 2009: “We were really young. I wasn’t hot and heavy or anything. It was so childish and I remember one time I asked Drake, like, do you ever think about marriage? Like, settling down for real? Because I can’t even name more than like 10 rappers who actually got married and stayed that way and he kinda paused, looked at me and said why is marriage even important though? Women aren’t really that important in the world. They weren’t even part of God’s plan. God only made hoes cause man was horny. Women only live for the purpose of satisfying men. That’s it. Not marriage. It left me feeling kinda disappointed, like a piece of that dreamy connection we had cracked right there. and I was like wow so this is how you see us.. Made me reflect on my own worth way deeper than I expected that night.”

“It must be true if it’s on Twitter.”

When Eight was talking about me being his girlboyfriend 💕💕💕 @adams_link

I’M SO THRILLED TO BE A PART OF THIS! @GyroDualWield TY FOR INVITING ME!! BEST GAMING VIDEOS EVER!!! youtu.be/SPc3-9McRpY?si…