Lily London

My ace Granny, Shosh Copley died on Boxing Day. Our friend wrote this incredible obituary about her for @guardian which she read every day and would have LOVED to be remembered in. Theatre runs deep in our bones eh @jackdrewry 💚 I miss her an awful lot 👵🏻 theguardian.com/stage/2021/jan…

@GreenFlagUK I’ve private messaged you her information. Get her home quicker. It’s literally the reason people pay for cover with you and you can’t deliver it. I’m nine months pregnant and absolutely desperate for my Mum to be home.

@lilypatious Hi Lily. We're concerned to hear about the delays and we'd like to help. If you're authorised on the account, we'll do our best to help over here. Just send us a message using the link below. twitter.com/messages/compo…

Shame on you @GreenFlagUK - you’ve left my 62 year old mother stranded in Abington services for 16 hours on her own when she pays for your service. How dare you. Get her home ASAP. What is the point in paying for what you promise your customers if you can’t deliver. Terrible.

WEIRD night for my mum 🧵 Old woman knocks on her door, says she’s 72 and homeless and has traveled to County Durham today from London using her “bus pass” Mum calls the police for assistance and gets help from next door Police arrive but she’ll only get in the car with my mum

Peggy in Bristol @SundayBrunchC4 She noticed it right at the end!

@SundayBrunchC4 Not the most interested but still cute

Every birkenstock wearer in the UK doing bodge job nail varnish rn so they can put sandals on to go to the pub.

@jamesbrooks94 @bt_uk @openreach Is that just a one off payment? What about if he isn’t able to work?

@lilypatious @bt_uk @openreach You’re also eligible for £26.24 compensation for any missed appointments by BT

.@bt_uk @openreach Ver disappointed in your service. Booked an engineer to fit new wifi yesterday, they never turned up - no explanation. Now we aren’t being offered another engineer appointment until the 27th of Jan. My partner works from home so that’s 16 days of no work? Huh?

@bt_uk See my next tweet. Already got someone at bt trying but it really is madness. We didn’t even get an explanation why they didn’t turn up. Terrible terrible system y’all have got going on.

@lilypatious Hi Lily, Very sorry to hear of the delays, and missed appointment. If you can Dm the full address/account details i can find out what's gone wrong here. ^Janet

Have filed a complaint and been offered a 4G stick but are zoom calls going to work on it? Open reach saying talk to bt and bt saying it’s open reaches fault. CHAOS.

@ThatEricAlper Definitely The OA.

Big week for Suella Braverman as she tries to restore confidence in the Home Office after multiple breaches of the ministerial code by former home secretary, Suella Braverman.

@georgiatownend_ Our algorithm is 100% the same

@georgiatownend_ University of Tik Tok 💚 Love it

In matters entirely unrelated to Prince Andrew, this morning I learned that the word NONCE is an acronym for ‘Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise’. Coined at Broadmoor it was slang used to refer to pedos & sex offenders who weren't allowed to exercise with the general population.

@nationalrailenq @NeathJack1 @_Railcards Okay @_Railcards can you help?

@NeathJack1 @lilypatious Hi there, I was unaware of the issue but I am sure that if the team are aware they are working on the issue over @_Railcards

Hey @nationalrailenq I’ve been trying to buy a railcard online for the past three days and it’s not working past logging in. Can you help? Or is there an ongoing problem with the website?

@SamuelJWilde I love it when a clam comes together…💁🏼‍♂️

@logodle @Spotify @Heardle_app Oh HELLLLLL YEAHHH

@lilypatious @Spotify @Heardle_app Unfair Lily… but we are still here #logodle

You can’t give someone something they love and genuinely enjoy every single day and then take it away from them. Gutted. @Spotify @Heardle_app

This means two of my most hated Love Islanders of all time are going to be in the villa together. Jacques and Adam. These producers chose snakes and I’m here for it #loveisland