Matt

@JetBlue canceled 2 sons’ flights from JFK-SLC. Can’t rebook them until Tues. No comp for food, transport or hotel because “Weather” yet other planes taking off. AND NO REFUND FOR ANYTHING-not even baggage fees. Now must pay $800 for another airline to get back for work/school.

If I were a billionaire there are many things I would do to benefit humanity. The first would be to buy a TON of AirPods. I would then donate them to people riding the Tube who are too dense to realize we don’t all want to listen to the nonsense blaring from their phone.

Hahahaha this is class

@Kloppholic Replays on the US feed showed he moved the ball over twice to the right when the referee wasn’t looking after the wall was set.

Spurs celebrating like they won the league after a last minute OG against 9-men. Abysmal officiating!

In position & ready for the game #LIVAVL

Great day to be in Liverpool #YNWA

Martin Tyler is the worst. But this guy is hilarious tiktok.com/t/ZTdtxpT9D/?k…

Funny cos it’s true #LFC

@LFCHOMESPARES10 Thank you for the tickets. Had a brilliant time at the game.

A most excellent day out with my boys!

Titanic Edit by me & this version makes it even more beautiful ❤️⚽ Alisson Fuckin Becker❤️🔥⚽ @menacesingh @menaceandmonk @Hindi_Liverpool #wbaliv #LFC #alissonbecker #Liverpool #YNWA #Titanic #version

Wife just came running out of the shower after hearing me screaming!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Delta Lost my medallion tags on my last trip. How can I get replacements?

Word of the day is 'sequaciousness' (17th century): the blinkered, unreasoning, and slavish following of another, no matter where it leads.

@Delta London!

When it’s time for you to fly again, where will you go first?

When you're ready to go, we're ready to take you.

@suesue1000 First record I ever bought was that one from HMV in Sutton High Street.

@nytimes Then what the hell is it? Is he that full of shit that he’s overflowing?

Rudy Giuliani gave a news conference on Thursday in which, as he continued to cast doubt on the results of the election, it looked as though his hair was melting. Several hairdressers have said that what was dripping down his face was likely not hair dye. nyti.ms/32Y5OBi