not lena

crazy how the vagina self cleans. lil miss roomba

What comes to your mind when a burger establishment has a signature burger sauce and what would you do if it turns out to be dijonaise

@SamJosephsness #carrying

I’ve never kept a job or a boyfriend longer than 9 months

can’t name a more distressing scenario.. i hate when the cat is upset with me

@kathryntdubbs and DON’T combine topics

stop talking about feminism. I want to read tweets about Summer House.

sometimes i think about how rory gilmore claimed to want to be the next christiane amanpour just to get myself angry

They’re Closing All the Places I Like to Buy Desserts

@grantisdumb even Ron!!

I wish nothing but endless horrors to everyone who works at USPS in Hollywood.

the same 200 dollars going back and forth between my family and my extended family in a kind of battle of the narcissists

@btwitslauren im going to start #laurinfluenced

@shutupisabel @kathryntdubbs Taylor is Marty

@kathryntdubbs Taylor is richard lowkey

Taylor is Emily

welcome to my underworld where it gets.. quite dark

hands on your knees i’m angelina jolie

it’s been real and it’s been honest but it’s come to an end

I had a table in London while I was making Wonka. On Dune 2, I had a table in Budapest, Jordan. I had a table in Abu Dhabi. I had a table at the Cannes Film Festival for The French Dispatch. I got myself an Airbnb in a town around Saint-Tropez after The French Dispatch, overlooki

got got by the fan edit community

i do think people should be allowed to have a little fun. i am pro-fun. what if being a little mean is how i have fun? what then

it’s like watching your sister publicly poop her pants. it’s like watching a woman pretend to orgasm at a sex magician’s off-strip vegas residency

there’s no candy corn in the international grocery store

@kathryntdubbs I’m afraid he doesn’t bring him up at all

@linadunham She just calls him “selena’s boyfriend” when martin short brings him up at home

Do you think meryl streep has an opinion on Benny Blanco

the white lotus should be set in Solvang