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@PorscheDeRossi @WhiteHouse That's Tommy Cheeseballs without the derby hat

@WhiteHouse He's still alive - he just went bald I believe. 😎👍 #smokeflèèt

Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

@philthatremains And the poor folk had this one

this was literally EVERYTHING to me when i got my hands on them.

@memechaotic Would said 4th candidate possibly walk thru fire & brimstone on the way to the polls?

I feel like there may be a 4th candidate to emerge who has a shot.

@adamemedia1 As you know, this has been reported on the @NoAgendaNation podcast by @adamcurry & @THErealDVORAK via the #oilbarron

America is running out of oil. The strategic petroleum reserves currently sit at ~370M barriers. At 252.4M the U.S. must declare a full national energy emergency. At 150M the salt caverns where the oil is stored collapse… At current rates this happens in 3 months. Mainstream media does not want you to know this. Because it favours Iran. When you dig deep and think critically, everything favours Iran. Time is on their side. Not America’s. Not ours. the entire world will collapse economically. Unless Trump gets on his knees and begs. Which he will.

@Dirtdog Contact Elizabeth Warren. She said she would fight to stop this.

Not sure how to make this stop but my goodness Every day

@nypost 33? @adamcurry @THErealDVORAK @NoAgendaNation

Gavin Newsom's last state budget includes $33K portrait of himself trib.al/vPUxj46

Have fun.

@AdamSchefter #uselesstweet be better Adam

Inside the NBA at halftime:

@saylordocs Dear Boomer, Turn off your caps. Love, Us.

CANDACE OWENS MADE A WILD CLAIM ABOUT ELON MUSK, SAM ALTMAN, AND PETER THIEL. SHE SAID SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE THEY ARE “FULLY HUMAN” AND CLAIMED THEY WANT TO CONTROL HUMANITY THROUGH AI AND TRANSHUMANISM. 👀

@NFLLegacy Pat Tillman gave his life... to his own side!

Today and everyday, we remember and honor the brave women and men like Pat Tillman who gave their lives for our freedom. 📺 bit.ly/4utxHfg

BREAKING: Officials say they believe risk of a catastrophic explosion has been eliminated at a damaged chemical tank in California. -AP

@alx Why isn't Courtney Cox dancing with him?

Bruce Springsteen needed a teleprompter to give him his NPC talking points to attack Elon Musk and Donald Trump in Boston tonight.

@DailyCaller He's a real bad listener

Caleb Shomo, the frontman of the rock band Beartooth, publicly came out as a “proudly gay man” in an Instagram statement, writing that it is “something I’ve been unpacking and reckoning with in my life for quite some time now.” Following his announcement, his wife of nearly 14 years, Fleur Shomo, released a lengthy emotional statement, writing in part that supporting him while “losing everything” has been “incredibly hard to figure out.”

@ChrisFlanaganTV @DCNewsNow Shots in the widow? Is she dead?

Bullet holes in widow at 'White House History Shop' from shooting outside the WH @DCNewsNow

@RickyTheGuido But did he win the McDonald's Monopoly game twice?

Did you know that Epstein won the Powerball Lottery Jackpot twice? Odds of winning the Powerball once: 1 in 292,201,338 Odds of winning the Powerball twice: 1 in 85.4 Quadrillion (85,421,500,000,000,000) The game is rigged, the entire govt is corrupt & Epstein isn’t dead.

@AdamSchefter #uselesstweet end this overcoverage of the Kelce dopes

Travis Kelce:

@AdamSchefter @JordanRaanan #uselesstweet be better Adam Shitter

Abdul Carter halted talk of a Giants’ rift after Jaxson Dart introduced President Donald Trump. Story via @JordanRaanan: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@jenteach13 Work year round, get paid year round money.

You want to fix education? Pay teachers more.

@SiriusXMTurbo Primer55? Spineshank? Reville? Cmon...

Turbo Memorial Debut Weekend! 💥 Blocks Of Songs From Turbo Artists Debut Albums 💿 Featuring Music From Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park And More 😮 Every Hour All Memorial Day Weekend On Turbo 🇺🇸

@samtripoli Bring back Dave at 10.... amirite?

If no one is watching is it actually a loss?