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Noni
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You mean your single Aunt should choose you over a man she is engaged to?
This is entitlement.
FAvour🤖@EbukaEnechukwu
My aunty had a chance to send one person to Canada, I just graduated from school then, I was ripe and there for the taking, she didn't pick any of us, she sent her fiance of 40+ then because he had nothing doing, bro came back after a couple of months"due to cold weather"
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Please all these are nothing compared to the stunts people on forbes list pull,
As at 2023 Jim Ovia had a 16.7% stake in Zenith bank,
If any Nigerian banker is close to a billionaire status it is definitely Jim Ovia of Zenith bank.
ONYEKA@onyeka_chii
He owned all these, owned Craneburg, owned major share in Access bank, owned Wigwe University etc but somehow isn't on Forbes billionaires list. I can never be fooled by Forbes list.
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Broooo, for real!!! As a kid, I used to see him as that cheap, overbearing dad. Always counting coins, clipping coupons, stressing over every little thing. Funny how he was so annoying to me back then.
But Now? Damn... It’s a whole different story.
I now realize he was just teaching us money discipline, showing us that every small saving you make could help you survive.
That man was a hero. Worked multiple jobs, fixed cars, kept the household running, and even sacrificed his own comfort so that his kids could have the opportunities he never had. Every rule he enforced, every blunt warning, wasn’t him being cruel. It was basically him preparing his kids for how real life worked.
Julius is the kind of dad you roll your eyes at as a kid but then grow up to realize he is a masterclass in responsibility as an adult.
L E S E D I@_Hybreed_
The older I get, the more I understand this guy.
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“Buhari with Subsidy borrowed 85 trillion naira, Tinubu without subsidy borrowed 183 trillion naira in 3 years and 210 trillion is unaccounted for between 2017 - 2023.
APC is a canc£r, Vote them out so we can live a proper life!! ”
- Isaac Fayose
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Only Edo and Delta are truly rugged,
Everyone one else in the South is a noise maker when it comes to politics.
HONITEL👑@HonitelHQ
Port Harcourt people are another set of noisemakers. I have lived here for years, and I can tell you that the only thing people have here is mouth. During the last presidential election, Port Harcourt people, the self-acclaimed rugged and “Selina-tested” people, were literally begging Ibinabo to please drop the ballot box when he snatched one. There has been no light in the state since last month, and as usual, everyone is quiet and has adjusted. Everyone here is a coward.
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My mum has a big poultry. Every month she's changing staff and locking up people. There's CCTV, a manager, security but they are always finding new ways to steal.
The last set of thieves were keeping the eggs in the ceiling in their accommodation and conniving with the driver. I don't know how poultry farmers survive. Except you're there 247, there's no way to curb how they'll steal from you.
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia
I heard a story about how a poultry owner caught his staff stealing his eggs. It was an egg heist, as 80% of the staff were involved. They had about 10 25L kegs, and they broke eggs into them. How he caught them: So one day, he made a surprise visit to the farm after arriving from an abroad trip, and on getting to the gate, he saw the kegs, and he was like, there is no fuel scarcity, as they have quarters for staff inside the farm. No one was there because even the security men ran away when they saw his vehicle. He stepped out, opened the kegs, and BOOM, eggs filled them. Apparently, they were selling to different bakeries. Damn, he almost went mad. 😭 Imagine the eggs they broke to fill up a keg.
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I’m a simple man, I will start watching his movies just because of this one action he took.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
Let’s not wait till fuel is N10k per liter. Let’s start holding people accountable — Actor Kunle Remi calls on Nigerians
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This is exactly how I feel when I’m talking about Nigeria. Like there’s fire burning in my head, and I’m about to run mad.
Oduduwa Republic@OduduwaR
Actor Kunle Remi self is tired. He expressed his frustration. E go touch everybody
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Good time to bring this back, because I honestly will NEVER understand it. What about me as a human being makes me not deserve streets where we can all ride bicycles and enjoy the security and good weather?
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This tweet was made in 2023.
Valid in 2024
Valid in 2025
Valid in 2026
Will be valid in 2027
4 years, just like that. If Nigerian youths were to cognize the cost of bad governance in units of time, there’d be an instant revolution. Your leaders are wasting your best years💔
Dolapo@Dolypizo
Crazy thing be say we fit dey the good old days like this.
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" APC came to K!ll, stèal and destr0y Nigerians. APC started the end of an era called Nigeria. APC as a party is anti-human. They are irony of the progressive they call themselves. Buhari was failure, Tinubu is Buhari-Promax"
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I was in Alaba Int’l Mkt today, people are seriously switching to solar panels
90% of the “aboki” trucks I saw were conveying solar panels from one location to another
The same way our parents were beaten into using generators is how we have been beaten into using solar panels
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Let me use my mum as a real example.
She started a turkey and frozen chicken business in our area, the first of its kind at the time. People used to come from different states to buy from her. Business was good. Steady sales, loyal customers… it was working.
Then, small small… others started copying.
Before we knew it, almost every street had one freezer shop. Same turkey, same chicken. Competition entered fully.
As if that wasn’t enough, light became a bigger problem.
NEPA would take light for days.
The generator had to run almost non-stop.
Fuel price? You already know.
At some point, it felt like we were working just to buy fuel.
The losses?? Was on another level.
One bad outage… and stock starts to spoil.
Another day, generator issues.
Maintenance, fuel, restocking, everything was just draining money.
Meanwhile, customers now had options everywhere, so sales dropped.
I remember one day she said:
“This business is no longer feeding itself.”
Not that it wasn’t a good idea…
not that she didn’t work hard…
But between competition, poor electricity, and rising costs, the business couldn’t survive.
She eventually shut it down.
The lesson there is:
In Nigeria, sometimes your biggest problem is not your business…
It’s the environment around it.
Oku@oku_yungx
Why did you shut down your business?
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When I first moved to the UK, I was squatting with my mom’s younger brother, who by the way is freaking rich!!!!
He’s lived here for most of his life and would visit Nigeria only during Christmas. Married a white woman and has kids.
I looked up to him, admired him and he was one of my favorite uncles. We had a good relationship for the longest of time before I left Nigeria.
However, after moving into his house I realized he is deputy Satan.
He treated me like shit. Talked down on me like I was beneath him. Would mock my “Nigerian accent”.
One day he saw me using the microwave and asked if I have ever used one in my life or if we had one in Nigeria. Asked if I knew what a washing machine is.
Me? First class graduate from FUTO with my IELTS band 8.0.
Many things I can’t remember now but one thing I can’t forget was one time his wife and son travelled in the summer.
It was on a Sunday and we’d just got back from church. I decided to make us lunch and so with my money I got stuffs from the shops.
I made him barbecue fish with plantain. Specially. I was happy doing something nice for this man. He accepted it after I served, or so I thought.
I went into my room until the next day when I was leaving early for work.
Just as I was about leaving the door, he called me back in. Asked why I decided to make him food yesterday. I responded that I just wanted to do something nice for him and since his wife wasn’t at home to cook for him, I decided to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said I should never offer anything again to him, told me he left “my fish” in the kitchen and I should take it back.
lol
I grew up in so much comfort that I’d never experienced “maltreatment” and anyone being condescending to me until my adult life.
Till today, I still ask God to help me forgive him because I’ve never hated someone in my entire life this much.
It was so bad that at a point I also resented my mom for being his sister. I resented their entire family.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent
What's the worst thing a family member has ever done to you?
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More than the minimum wage. What ever economics this is , it simply does not make sense.
Ibrahim M@ibrah_shuwa
Just one full tank. 😭
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“Many of you are saying our fuel price is increasing because of the cønfl!ct in Iran. You’re missing the point. We are an oil-producing country, with crude oil right under our feet. We are not supposed to be going through this if we have good leadership in Nigeria.”
— Isaac Fayose
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This is the highest level of suffering and smiling I have seen from Nigerians since I was born.
I have to lowkey believe that it is juju at this point.
Nobody can tell me otherwise.
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