DaveyLipps

I never knew about a "Bears Tax" until yesterday today, you'll learn about it too

“This Chicago Bears fanbase has been waitin for this. This place is gonna go nuts. Bear Down! The Bears are gonna win this game” -@BarstoolGruden

@Peter_Bukowski Love the moral high ground….remind me what FIB stands for again?

The Packers have just never been a team that would scream “Fuck the Bears” like that in the locker room. At least not for 30 years. They’ve run this division for so long, that it would seem weird. But it’s different now. They need some of that F U mentality.

You wouldn’t recommend this if you had a Bloody Mary in the state of Wisconsin before

@ry_storm You’re a Christian rock band

Goose is a Christian rock band

@TheLotWanderer If you leave now you’ll make it for night 2 🪿

@lippner_david Not if you pay a bunch of money and everything else is free 🤷‍♂️

Imagine paying all that money for nugs and you still have to pay extra for goosemas. Yikes. No thank you

Hit the Retweet button please!! 🙏🏽 Help me get to my First ProBowl! 🏹🏹 #ProBowlVote  Jaquan Brisker #DaBears  #WeAre @JaquanBrisker

@Ky1eLong Footballs on top of the spires for sure

Added parking, and some ideas for the roof? Please take any of these and repurpose them using AI and put them in this thread.

@BarstoolBigCat Just like waiting for the Bears to get good at football

I can’t wait to get good at golf

Saager is cooking lately

The US tax system today is socialism for the old and rugged individualism for the young

@CultureCrave It really was that bad

'War of the Worlds' starring Ice Cube debuts to 0% on Rotten Tomatoes — based on 12 reviews 🛸 It currently holds a 3.2 rating on IMDb “The film’s tagline ‘It’s worse than you think’ sums up the entire movie"

“I know he’s saved my life like a million times…I just can’t date a short guy”

@BridgetPhetasy So is that the end of boomers suggesting waitresses should smile more?

No tax on tips because your waitress is gonna be a robot.

Austin Firefighters Association has issued searing statement on Facebook savaging their chief for refusing to deploy them to Kerr County out of budget concerns, saying lives were lost as a result of the decision: “It brings the Austin Firefighters no pleasure to report to the community that the Austin Fire Chief DENIED the deployment of Austin firefighters to Kerrville until very late into the event (so today!), with the exception of only 3 AFD rescue swimmers who helped staff helo teams (which still were NOT deployed until the afternoon of the 4th). The Austin Firefighter Special Operations teams are specially trained for Hill Country swift water rescue and are some of the best, if not the best, swift water boat teams in the State of Texas. It is absolutely outrageous that the Austin Fire Chief, Joel G. Baker, would not allow highly trained firefighters from Austin to respond to Kerrville. Because of this egregious dereliction of duty, LIVES WERE VERY LIKELY LOST BECAUSE OF CHIEF BAKER’S DECISION! Deployment orders came down from the State of Texas on July 2. We would've been pre-deployed before the waters even began to rise! It is unforgivable that a fire chief would NOT allow his firefighters to answer the call to save lives. Why would Fire Chief Joel G. Baker do this, you may ask? It was a misguided attempt to save money. I say “misguided” because the fire department is fully reimbursed by the state to deploy. I explained the reimbursement process to Chief Baker last week, and he failed to understand this very simple concept. We are disgusted with our fire chief. He needs to be held accountable and fired for his disgraceful dereliction of duty. The Austin Firefighters are starting a vote of no confidence on Tuesday on the fire chief. As disgusted as we are at our Austin Fire Department leadership, the Austin Firefighters Association made a decision to not air our dirty laundry while victims and bodies were still being recovered. But it's now July 7, and it's time that we hold accountable our disgraced fire chief, AND anybody else in his leadership circle who are responsible for this horrendous act. The Austin Firefighters commit to being transparent to the community about this process to remove our fire chief and hold all of those accountable who were part of this atrocity. The firefighters hope we have your support, because it's going to get ugly. I can't possibly express to you how outraged and sickened the firefighters are that we were not allowed to do the job—the job that we have trained so hard and long to do—during the historic floods that just occurred in Kerrville. We could've made a difference, and we were forced to stand down and lives were lost. The community deserves a fire chief who cares about the community as much as our firefighters, and that is simply not the case. Joel G. Baker must go! Please support your Austin Firefighters by sharing this post”

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Midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the BBQ so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat

@CHGO_Bears K

Joe Thuney says that Ozzy Trapilo is a “really nice guy. He is working hard.”

Not a news anchor buttt I’d try harder to keep “rawdogging” and “kids” out of the same sentence when talking about the Catholic Church