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Lisa Kelly

@lisaturtle12

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Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Lisa Kelly
Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@Big_Mak92 @BLKThugreport I will point out this woman is much calmer. BUT, i notice most women have a sense of entitlement when interacting with law enforcement.
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@skeptic_ape @RickyDoggin Used to work with a lady that never contributed to potlucks, but would be first in line, make two full plates and take one home.
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A Man Of Memes
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin·
She paid $30 for all you can eat so she's takin some home for later too?
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@SteveEP_ @RickyDoggin Absolutely intentional. Most all you can eat buffets don’t provide take out boxes for this very reason. Now we know why.
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𝕰𝖒𝕲@Emilio2763·
They had $800 in Hair treatments Done in the Salon and Didn’t have ANY Money…
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@JebraFaushay “.. then why are they in your schools?” Should be the end of debate.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Not going to lie, she caught my attention right away… …but this is from a book in a school which is wholly inappropriate and highly concerning.
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Lisa Kelly
Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
In the early 2000’s, my dad had a seizure also in the dentist chair. Stopped breathing briefly and was rushed to the hospital. He claims to have had a profound experience, but wouldn’t reveal a single detail. It definitely changed him as a person. He just turned 80 yesterday. Perhaps I’ll manage to get it out of him someday. Lol
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Interstellar@InterstellarUAP·
🚨 She died at the dentist... and what she experienced will blow your mind 😱🛸👽 "I looked down at my body like it was just a piece of clothing... it was time to go to the Salvation Army." No fear. No pain. No anxiety. She met her mom (dead 15 years): "I miss you." Mom replied, "I know." Then "I love you." "I know." In the light: "I was forgiven for anything I thought was unforgivable. I was loved beyond all measure... I was home. It was bliss." A voice said: "You must go back. You have work to do." She came back and dedicated her life to hospice. Now? "This life feels like sludging through mud compared to the ease and love there." What do you think happens when we die? Have you ever had a near-death experience? Drop your stories below 👇 #NDE #NearDeathExperience
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Lisa Kelly
Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@leafbeaver @interesting_aIl @grok I’m going with it. Lol After watching my sweet momma suffer thru Alzheimer’s, I’ll take all the wins so I don’t freak tf out that it’ll happen to me😅😮‍💨
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Interesting AF
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl·
Can your pinky do this? 🖐️
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A Man Of Memes
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin·
Do you feel sorry for her?
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Lisa Kelly
Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@AmiriKing They probably did more time in damage than they ever did cleaning. My husband used to work for a rental company and would send me some crazy videos. I had a rental house and finally sold it. Renters don’t care about your shit. Lol
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Amiri King@AmiriKing·
A black family got busted violating their section 8 by renting out a room in their house. They were kicked from the program so they destroyed the property they were staying in. Unreal.
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Lisa Kelly
Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
I worked at a federal credit union for 20 yrs. You are correct. Also, cash is ordered once a week. So there’s the possibility of a bank being low closer to ordering time. And of course each branch is only allowed to order a set dollar amount. But there are several factors that could hinder his chances of withdrawing all he wants.
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Grumpy ☄️@grumpy86usa·
Correct! Or he was asking for a large amount of cash banks don't carry that type of cash in their vaults. Or the account and his ID didn't exactly match the name. Banks don't have a right to refuse to give you your money; they do have a right to delay a transaction if something is off.
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@Bubblebathgirl Anyone seen the movie Honey Boy? I’m not surprised. Pray he finds the stability he needs.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Shia LaBeouf had another epic meltdown, this time on Friday morning outside his home in New Orleans. He was explaining something to police, did a sign of the cross (00:03), then said, “You gotta understand who I am. I’m a target.” Things escalate (00:35) as he walks away and screams, “I have a f***ing three-year-old!” Things get much crazier (01:15) when Shia is on the street, he yells, “What are you talking about?! That’s why I never call you!” He then breaks down into tears (01:29). (TMZ on web)
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@axidentalism @JimBreuer I get it. And it’s a great thing, but can be lonely af! Like a blessing and a curse. I’m proud of my kids. They’ve really grown into themselves and I couldn’t be more proud. I’m sure your mom feels the same about you!
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McBrundlefly@axidentalism·
@lisaturtle12 @JimBreuer Yep, my mom is basically female Jim, raised me thinking like this, I did not have a good time in school and even after still today 20 years after graduating confuse everyone I meet, both left and right folk think I’m an extremist for their opposition but I see just through it all
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Jim Breuer@JimBreuer·
Maybe the kid isn’t broken… maybe the system is.
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This man confesses to building snowmen around tree trunks to punish drivers who like to run over little children’s snowmen. He’s on a mission to do so because his little brother’s snowman was run over by a driver intentionally. He likes to keep count of how many vehicles he’s damaged and totaled, and he’s quite proud of it. What he’s doing isn’t illegal at all, however would you feel he should be liable if one of them gets hurt doing to?
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
It’s wild. Our main job as parents is to raise self sufficient humans. Aside from being kind and all that. Then when the day comes that you’ve fully done your part, your life suddenly becomes, for lack of a better word, quiet. I truly enjoyed raising my kids. Now enjoying my 8 beautiful grandchildren. But it seems like a lifetime ago.
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Camus
Camus@newstart_2024·
Bob Odenkirk drops a heartbreakingly beautiful truth on Mike Birbiglia: “Who are you jealous of?” “Anybody who’s still got little kids at home growing up. No question.” He explains: When his kids were young, he knew exactly who he was every single day. “I didn’t have to ask myself, ‘What am I doing here? How can I be meaningful today?’ The answer was simple: Pick up everything between here and the door, make sure they get to school, have a laugh with them. You absolutely know who you are. You’re a dad.” The quiet ache of purpose fulfilled—and now missed. Hits hard for anyone who’s been there (or wishes they were). Dads (and moms) who’ve had that phase: Does this resonate? Parents still in the thick of it: Do you feel that clarity every day?
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@DoctorLemma I was pretty lonely as a kid. I would wave to him at the end of each episode. I actually get choked up when I recall my times watching him. I absolutely loved, and appreciated, Mr Rogers❤️
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Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma·
A few months before he passed away in 2003, a 74 year old children’s television host sat down in the same studio where he had filmed 895 episodes over 33 years and recorded one last message. It wasn’t for children. It was for the adults who had grown up watching him. Fred Rogers hosted Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood on American public television from 1968 to 2001. For over three decades he walked into the same set, changed into a cardigan and sneakers, looked directly into the camera, and spoke to children as if each one of them was the only person in the room. He never raised his voice, never talked down to his audience, and never rushed a single moment. In that final recording, he looked into the camera one last time and said “I’m just so proud of all of you who have grown up with us. And I know how tough it is some days to look with hope and confidence on the months and years ahead. But I would like to tell you what I often told you when you were much younger. I like you just the way you are.” He passed away from stomach cancer on February 27, 2003. He was 74.
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Lisa Kelly@lisaturtle12·
@joeydark2Light I’m getting ready to watch Mr Robot, again. Lol But my go-to series is little house on the prairie. Get yourself into some wholesomeness 😊
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