Lisborn Lopes

It's Carrick, you know ❤️ 🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

Man Utd are spot on to steer clear of Elliot Anderson at £100m-£125m. He's a good, energetic 23-year-old box-to-box midfielder who's had a strong season at Forest with decent goals, assists and work rate. But let's be real: that's Rodri-level money for a player who's promising but not proven elite yet. British media hype + City's bottomless pockets create this inflation. They can drop £100m+ on a hyped talent, and if it doesn't fully click, they rotate or buy another (Tonali-style). Forest's owner is leveraging the interest hard for PSR reasons. United under INEOS can't play that game right now. We've seen what overpaying on hype does, expectations crush players and the books. We need disciplined recruitment: value, squad fit, and sustainability. Smart targets over shiny British tax. Anderson to City feels more realistic anyway. Bye felicia!!!

@UTDKara United should definitely go after Ederson but as a replacement for Ugarte not Casemiro. For Casemiro we should target either of Tonali. Tchouameni or Anderson. Also Matheus Fernandes can be bought as backup for Mainoo

Joshua Zirkzee - From Serie A, failed in the PL Rasmus Højlund - From Serie A failed investment Damian - From Serie A another failed investment Now instead of going for PL proven players like Elliot Anderson, Tonali, or even João Neves from PSG... We are going for Éderson from Atalanta But many Manchester United fans won’t see what INEOS are trying to do low cost signings to make some fans happy that we made a signing, only for people to later say he flopped again

Loving the memes, you guys are really creative.. keep them coming 😂 'Sir, yeh memes band nahi hone chahiye...'

"Your political decision [to move to BJP] is being criticised. Prima facie, there is no personality right violation." Delhi HC observes as it reserves verdict on an interim application filed by BJP MP Raghav Chadha seeking removal of defamatory content against him. @raghav_chadha #raghavchadha

When you always compare with China and North Korea on press freedom And with Bangladesh and Pakistan on Economy And with Kenya and Congo on per capita income it tells you the current state of the country.

@ManUtd Lisborn 7

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United can confirm that @TyrellMalaciia will leave the club upon the expiry of his contract in the summer. Thank you for your commitment, Ty, and best of luck for the future 👊

Stop this theatrics of travelling in public transport in India… It is embarrassing and already exposed Nitin Gadkari ji… Instead focus on your promise of providing fuel for 15-20 rs a litre, chalo chhodo try 60-70 a litre…

🎙️ Rio Ferdinand on critics who say Bruno Fernandes isn’t fit to captain Manchester United: “Bruno was one assist away from football history. He puts Bryan Mbeumo through with a clear chance and he misses it. Most players chasing a record like that lose their heads immediately. But Bruno just smiled. And funny enough, even some of the people calling him a bad captain would react worse in that moment than he did. That’s my captain.”

First the NEET paper leak affecting 22 lakh students. Then CBSE Class 12 students receiving unexpectedly low marks from a broken OSM system - many losing their college eligibility. Now lakhs of CBSE Class 9 students suddenly asked to learn a new language from July 1, with no teachers, no textbooks, and Class 6 books being handed to 14-year-olds as a “transitional” fix. Three exams. Three age groups. One Minister. Dharmendra Pradhan ji has not failed once. He has failed every single age group of India’s students at once. Every announcement plunges children deeper into uncertainty. Every failure goes unpunished. The Education Ministry has become a department of disasters. Prime Minister Modi ji - can you at least apologise to the lakhs of children whose futures you and your Minister have destroyed? #SackPradhan

PM says global slowdown responsible for mess in Indian economy, then why US dollar is getting strong and Rupee taking dip?

A cyclone hit Uttar Pradesh and over 100 people lost their lives, but it’s hardly being covered by the Indian media. Majority of us are getting this news from international media. Big shame on the Godi Media. My deepest condolences to the grieving families. May they find strength in this painful time.

ℹ️ @MdeLigt_04 has undergone successful surgery to address a back injury. Wishing you a speedy recovery, Matta — we're all behind you 💪❤️

This is the marksheet of BJP karyakarta Dinesh biwal’s son. scored 50% in class 12 boards, managed only 107/720 when yesterday CBI asked him to solve PYQs, but somehow was magically scoring 600+ in NEET 2026 😭🙏🏻 either this is the greatest academic comeback in human history or the system is rotten beyond repair.

@back2thevibe Duniyadari and Natrang

Marathi people, if u wanna recommend one or two Marathi movies to non Marathi folks which one will it be? My choice is Valu and Fandry

Lie confirmed. Exposed. Again. April 22: “No petrol/diesel hike under consideration” - Ministry of Petroleum, official statement. April 28: PIB Fact Check called hike reports “FAKE.” Govt said it was designed to create “fear and panic.” May 6: MoPNG again dismissed reports as “fake and misleading.” Proudly claimed: “India is the only country where fuel prices haven’t risen in 4 yrs.” May 15: Petrol ₹94.77 → ₹97.77. Diesel ₹87.67 → ₹90.67. ₹3/litre hike. Done. This isn’t governance. This is a choreographed lie; deny before elections, loot after. Rahul Gandhi warned you on April 28. The govt called him a liar. Who’s lying now?

War Started on 28 Feb Homruz closed on 29 Feb Oil Crisis began on 5 March From that date, our man conducted 113 rallies all over India with an average convoy size of 126 vehicles excluding private jet and helicopter. Have you tweeted asking any questions? Grow a spine, Rubika

When BJP was in the opposition a Rs10,000 crore + cost escalation would have led to unending protests. Today there is virtually no opposition; and only protests are from is ordinary folk on social media!! Democracy?Remember the opposition also wants our votes! Work for it? 🤔🧐

🛑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 🛑 Why is Michael Carrick being labeled a "risk" while Ruben Amorim gets a free pass? Let’s look at the actual receipts: 🛑🇵🇹 𝐑𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐦: • Finished 15th. • Knocked out by Grimsby. • Lost a #UEL final to Spurs. • Was sitting 3 points off 10th earlier this season. 🛑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤: • Sitting comfortably in 3rd place. • UCL qualification secured with games to spare. • Beaten EVERY "Top 6" team this season. People compare Carrick to the Solskjaer appointment like it’s a bad thing but Ole delivered 2nd and 3rd place finishes. If winning against the best and securing Champions League football is a "risk," what do we call 15th place and a Grimsby exit? Carrick has EARNED his right to a full season. Period🛑✅ #MUFC #Carrick #Amorim #PremierLeague