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@lismoreman

Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Spencer Althouse
Spencer Althouse@SpencerAlthouse·
this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater
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LateNighter
LateNighter@latenightercom·
'Daily Show' senior correspondent Jordan Klepper 'Fingers the Pulse' at a MAGA rally, as the Iran war marches on.
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máire cáit
máire cáit@mairecait_mk·
Donal Óg & Joanne sure know how to make things awkward, Joe Canning being the peacemaker 🫢 so easy to get under Donal Óg’s skin tho 😂
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Drew Ponder
Drew Ponder@drew_ponder·
LEGO What Shall We Do with the Drunken Hegseth? 🍺 🤮
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The News Agents
The News Agents@TheNewsAgents·
'Man of God' Pete Hegseth tries to quote the bible - ends up quoting a fake verse from Pulp Fiction. "He would have got away with it if it hadn’t been for all those people who, unfortunately, had seen Pulp Fiction." @maitlis | @jonsopel
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Irishrygirl
Irishrygirl@irishrygirl·
Here’s my doctor dining with pharmacy reps.
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internet hall of fame
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
Larry David flirting with a Palestinian girl is comedy gold 💀
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DiaperDiplomacy
DiaperDiplomacy@DiaperDiplomacy·
“I’m Not a Big Fan of Pope Leo.” — Trump Responds to Question About His Truth Social Post
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Balls.ie
Balls.ie@ballsdotie·
SHANE LOWRY HOLE IN ONE ON THE SEVENTH HOLE AT AUGUSTA. THE FIRST GOLFER TO EVER RECORD ACES ON TWO DIFFERENT MASTERS HOLES IN HIS CAREER
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Klawton
Klawton@lismoreman·
Rory Mcllroy avoids fairways like Irish motorists avoid motorways but both get their win the end #fuelprotest
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il Donaldo Trumpo
il Donaldo Trumpo@PapiTrumpo·
STOP IT!!!😂😂😂
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Niall Stanage
Niall Stanage@NiallStanage·
Flashback to "the dignity of the office" of President being imperiled because... Obama used a selfie stick. (0'43 below)
Joel Lawson@JoelLawsonDC

@NiallStanage Fox News was the “Dignity of the Office” headquarters…in the Obama years. 🤷‍♂️

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Abier
Abier@abierkhatib·
Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂
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Dublin Airport
Dublin Airport@DublinAirport·
All of Ireland at 10.30pm last night ⚽️ 😢
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30 Years Red
30 Years Red@30YearsRed·
One of my favourite Mo Salah videos. Sums up his Liverpool career... Nobody could get near him.
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The GAA
The GAA@officialgaa·
Launched today at @CrokePark 'The Replay' a powerful new initiative supporting people living with dementia, using Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh’s iconic All-Ireland commentary (1985–2010) to spark memory, connection and joy through reminiscence therapy!
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The Daily Show
The Daily Show@TheDailyShow·
Jon Stewart eviscerates Punch: "There's something wrong with that f**cking monkey!"
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