sarah liss

When I was a 4th grader at arts school, glimpsing @realsarahpolley in the basement lunchroom was more thrilling than buying a Tahiti Treat from the soda machine. Getting to write about her (a true mensch!) and her extraordinary book? Even better. thewalrus.ca/who-is-sarah-p…

Larry David is the indisputable king of brutal honesty. But if anyone comes close, it’s Robby Hoffman, the suddenly everywhere comic from whom no group is safe: gays, straights, Jews, gentiles... Out and about with comedy’s equal-opportunity assassin torontolife.com/deep-dives/rob…

Head lice, or Pediculus humanus capitis, have become an almost inevitable rite of passage for many children. Writer @lisstless explores how professional lice removers are cashing in on parents’ desperate quest for relief: thewalrus.ca/super-lice-are…

@therealrealTMZ Obviously

Could I pull off being JoJo Siwa’s rhinestone construction vest for Halloween? y/y?

rfk jr feels like a character from a robert and michelle king show that somehow escaped into real life

@therealrealTMZ Yes!

Okay but this is also a certain Perfect Match couple

Hi @SnoopDogg, me C. double O K.I.E!

@therealrealTMZ It’s obviously in honour of your birthday. (Happy birthday, from me, Lime, Tom, and Neil!!!!)

I'm off work today but am seeing that bisexuals were discovered over the weekend. Godspeed to my coworkers handling this breaking queer news today.

Imagine being against gay marriage when it’s actually just this

@carlzoilus I originally thought the missing link was Big Thief’s “Simulation Swarm,” but I think it’s also harmonically not quite there.

@lisstless A little different harmonically but definitely in the territory of that kind of pattern!

That chord pattern/lick on the first 1/2 of "Birds of a Feather" is driving me crazy - where have i heard it before? At first I thought it was "Kiss Me," and it's like that but it's not that. #billie

@therealrealTMZ I mean, we’re co-authoring it, right?

Brb, writing a master's thesis on people earnestly replying to Sesame Street characters on social media

i’m on my way!

@sternbergh Truly, tempted by the fruit of another.

Saitama City’s sewer mascots, Kumamushi-kun (a tardigrade) and Kumanyanko-chan (a tardigrade with cat ears) appear on new jars of fertilizer made from the ash of combusted sewage sludge.

@therealrealTMZ I don’t even want to ask.

Hello I am reading about early 00s Swedish electronica and would like some help. Please send @lisstless

A moment of reverential silence, @awomanskwarned.

Bonchiinu, the food education mascot of Hadano City, looks like a slice of toast but is, in fact, a dog in the shape of the local natural basin, with a chef’s hat representing the clouds above the city’s mountains.

@blacklikewho It’s the stuff that dreams are made of! (And Naked and Famouses.)

@blacklikewho Okay, WHERE did you find this trove?

“The more of us there are, the more of us there are” Spoke with Nan Goldin for @nplusonemag about protesting Zionist institutions and disrupting business as usual on the cultural front (ft. her own photos from a recent Writers Bloc protest) nplusonemag.com/online-only/on…