
Joe Biden Citizen Legislator
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Joe Biden Citizen Legislator
@listenherefat
Parody account dedicated to laughing at clown world politics.Dms are open resistance lib moms to the front journos can fuck off. Sponsored by Luxottica



UNITED STATES WEIGHS CRUDE EXPORT TARIFF — AND POSSIBLE BAN — TO CURB SURGING ENERGY PRICES AMID MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT. || POTENTIAL CURBS COULD WIDEN WTI CRUDE–BRENT CRUDE GAP, LOWER DOMESTIC FUEL COSTS BUT DISRUPT GLOBAL SUPPLY AND PUSH INTERNATIONAL PRICES HIGHER.
















I remember back in 2008 when gas prices spiked. There were people selling their Hummers at a $15k loss. People were buying Priuses and talking about "hypermiling" by going 10 under the speed limit. But now if think if gas hit $10 a gallon nothing would happen. We luv our SUVs




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Men are protectors. We are the shield. That’s not optional, it’s wired in. See a woman walking alone to her car at night? A mom juggling kids and bags? Step up quietly: • Open the door • Carry something heavy • Walk her the extra steps • Keep an eye on the surroundings Get her to her car, her door, her safe place. No fanfare. Just calm, quiet confidence and real respect. That’s what a real men do.



1. Subsaharan Africans create the AIDS epidemic by butchering and eating monkeys, allowing the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus to jump to humans. 2. Subsaharan Africans spread the virus widely due to the barbaric practice of “dry sex” where they shove rocks and dust in women’s vaginas to make them feel tighter (this sounds like a racist fever dream, but it’s very real - look it up). 3. American taxpayers fund research to understand HIV. 4. American capital markets and pharmaceutical companies develop medications that effectively cure AIDS. 5. American taxpayers pay to send these miracle drugs for free to the fourth world countries that gave us this virus in the first place. 6. American government asks that in exchange for decades of charity, these countries allow access to their minerals so that we can do something with them. 7. They say no. 8. “America is the bad guy.”


shut the door nigga extended







