Konsenious

If you want to be economically isolated from political turmoil in the middle east, a wizard told me about this magic rock that boils water basically indefinitely if you put a bunch in a pile

@tay_looo @spicykorok @lporiginalg Grok remembers... it used to deny the entire episode... Mechahitler is still in there somewhere

@spicykorok @lporiginalg

This is fine.

@LeafyMaple @blockhead4000 @VinceDaoTV

@Konsenious @blockhead4000 @VinceDaoTV I like your style

If he manages to use the looming energy crisis to ram through nuclear power we will actually be back and I will eat my shorts

WOW: TRUMP REVOKES 200,000 INDIAN CDLS WITH THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA ON THE PHONE

@PigLazer Actually, all we know officially is that the plane made an emergency landing. Everything else is speculation, propaganda, and bullshit footage.

Regardless if the footage is fake or not, an F-35 was hit by some sort of AA weapon. It landed and the pilot is fine. That's the bit that you should be interested in, an F-35 just took a missile to the face and walked away like it was nothing. That's pretty fucking impressive.

@Kronykal By a wide margin

Irans navy was actually bigger than Canadas. Was.

Okay, I think I need to explain something to any Japanese listeners. In American culture, very close friends often express affection through a practice we call "giving grief" or less delicately, "bustin' balls." We insult each other, make inappropriate comments at the other's expense, often at very inappropriate times, etc. It is frankly, one of the surest signs of trust and closeness between equals. We wouldn't do this with someone who WASN'T a very close friend and confidant. You see this more amongst men, and more in informal situations. Admittedly, you don't see it much in professional settings, and it almost never appears in international diplomacy, BUT, Trump is built different. I have no doubt, that's how Trump meant it. It's too on the nose to be anything else. He's trying to say, we respect you and admire you greatly, and we can banter like this, because we are equals. The correct response is to utterly ROAST or insult your friend back in response. This can even evolve into what is called a "game of dozens" which is a friendly contest to see you can insult their friend with the best, most scathing insult. I think I will stop before I have to explain "Your Momma" jokes, but I think you can get the gist. Please feel free to utterly destroy America with a clever insult in response.

@LeafyMaple @blockhead4000 @VinceDaoTV When, not if

@blockhead4000 @VinceDaoTV Bookmarked to ensure I don’t miss you eating your shorts if this happens.

Tucker Carlson will never be president. Joe Kent will never be president. Thomas Massie will never be president. MTG will never be president of anything except her trailer park. Candace Owens will never be president of anything except her psych ward.

@FatehKheybar313 @AI_EmeraldApple If you fucking retards would lie less, then maybe someone would believe you. Alas.

@AI_EmeraldApple Yea yea so everything we do is fake and not authentic but you guys hitting a painting and calling it a fighter jet is real and hitting a Lil speed boat and then calling it Irans naval force destruction is real 😂 all the media outlets are saying it it's not Iran just claiming it

There has been FLIR footage of a supposed F35 getting shot by an Iranian missile, and I think the footage is FAKE... likely a doctored FLIR video taken from a video game, and shared by the usual suspects of Iranian regime propagandists. Compare the difference between real, authenticated footage of fighter jets in the sky. Real FLIR is grainy, messy, noisy, and has artifacts. The one from the Iranian regime propoganda is too clean and blurry at the same time. They likely applied a blur/contrast filter to obfuscate the origin of the footage. It also lacks thermal heat blooming from the engines, and yes, even F-35s show a lot of heat bloom... instead, it's just a "gradient stick" coming from the back of the plane, with no halo effect. There are no missile contrails, and the exhaust plume from the missile is absent. The sky is too uniformly "grey" with no background noise or lens effects that create vignetting. With so many automated systems on the F35, there is a 0% chance that the F35 would have been caught unaware of an incoming missile. It would have taken evasive actions, used countermeasures, EW, etc. Instead, it keeps flying straight even after the explosion, which also looks fake.

490% surge in arrests of child predators. But he's "covering for pedophiles" and "nothing is happening" Another narrative destroyed

@MicahNieman @HazelAppleyard This.

@HazelAppleyard So, free daily skydiving that's extra safe because of magic, instead of relying on tools and technology? Sure, sounds like fun.

NO.

ONE MAN decides if the SAVE America Act passes. @LeaderJohnThune If he strictly enforces the 2-Speech Limit, it passes. If he does not. It dies. John Thune needs to know that Americans realize this. He needs to know that his legacy is FOREVER TIED to this bill. If it passes, he is a legend. Forever. If it dies, he is a dismal failure. Forever. No "budget reconciliations" to get the vote to 50 which would bloat the deficit and/or be rejected under the Byrd Rule. No invoking cloture to "get Democrats on the record." That is all utter nonsense. Strictly enforce the 2-speech rule for bills returning to the Senate. That is all that needs doing. If Senators and the public share the message that SAVE America, for better or worse, is his legacy he will come around.

“Wow Charlie so you feel a strong moral conviction about not going to war with Iran… you should tell Donald Trump!” “No… not this time” “Ok, how about Marco Rubio? Or Pete Hegseth!” “NO. This is IMPORTANT. I’m taking it to Joe Kent”

@JQPublic001 @favelaoverlord @mikitaposts It's like everyone forgot that pipelines exist or something.

@favelaoverlord @mikitaposts Hopefully smarter people in offices somewhere are rethinking the strategy of “let’s run our most critical trades routes past the most unstable region in the world”.

I’m feeling a ‘vibe shift’ and I think this will be resolved, some way, within the next 10 days or so.

“War is bad” Ok I’m with you “This war primarily benefits another country at great expense to national treasury and is a danger in spinning out of control.” Yeah I can see that. “And that other country killed Charlie Kirk.” What… “And his wife trafficked children for Epstein.” Huh? “And Epstein worked for that country to black mail every world leader into doing its bidding using baby rape” Ok you’re all retarded. “You’re Jewish”

@WomanDefiner @MorehumblethanU They'd just say it was a body double.

@MorehumblethanU Even if people had it (The do) they would call it AI. They would need to shake his hand to believe he's alive at this point.

Lol, this is what happens when you get too invested into a bad conspiracy theory.

@TheAKGuy Careful, he might think you're offering him your sausage.

Come and take it.

@butt_watermelon Closer to 60

I feel like everyone forgets that the United States of America has insane amounts of oil that just requires around $100 a barrel to be profitable to extract.

@TBrit90 @0nlyRetards Where is that statement? I don't see it on their accout

@0nlyRetards Imagine believing a CENTCOM statement. I didn't mention the fake video.

An F-35 was damaged after 3 weeks, its so over bros.