Jill Slander

He is rizzin

Love will tariff apart

can’t even conjure up an image of JD vance in my brain anymore all i can see is this

(to the tune of low rider) all. my. friends. died in 9/11

Ok Lindsay Lohan in real movie roles again when

It’s kill myself monday

demi moore, it should have been you

me helping Demi Moore drag Mikey Madison backstage to steal her Oscar

the fact that zoe saldana won an oscar for that "musical" performance while julie andrews went home empty handed in 1966 for the sound of music

“Land you have to kill for is not yours. Land you have to die for is.”

wow demi moore getting passed up for a younger brighter star someone should make a movie about this

all that james bond tribute when we could’ve gotten a full david lynch one

I mean maybe at the pornhub awards…

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is basically the plot of the Substance

This is what it feels like when someone posts a gross pic of me on their story

You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you spike my cortisol

this Never Kill Yourself-ass weather