John Thyroid

The Carrot Salad Ballad

a black cat was about to cross my path, but he made eye contact with me and then turned the other way. what does this mean?

Instagram ads are getting way too targeted

@soyokrat I got a tan and a haircut and people are letting me cut lines again

@banay_john life is brutal for us 9/10s...

I was wondering why people seemed less friendly to me lately and I realized I had let myself get a little bit ugly

I’m pretty sure minorities get cell phones with louder speakers than white people

Said that you a lesbian, girl me too

Marvins Room

I’m gonna start pinning retardatude

The guy that killed my grandma for 27 dollars is live on tiktok right now with 900 viewers stirfrying chicken thighs in his jail cell

@joshkaye Yes

Do I pull the trigger?

My based son Saxon made the clutch move of ordering pizza at 1 am

Product designers are like “hmmmmm how can we make everything bad?”

Kind of insane how the YouTube app doesn’t have a back button

@s4m31p4n Depends. What are their views on Palestine?

Do homeless people deserve to go to the bathroom?

@adhd_jeeba Peaters finally get their moment

@banay_john like how when weed got legalized you have to take ketamine to be cool now

Because of ozempic, being thin lowkey fell off

@DecentralizedCD Based?

@banay_john Idk seems like everyone is still fat AF if you're out in public

@SpermCommander @BizarroVisionTV @0x49fa98 The can is heated up during the canning process

@BizarroVisionTV @0x49fa98 BPA and BPS free plastic haha. But yea I do that too with lentils. Food safe plastic lining isn’t so bad as long as it’s hasn’t been exposed to either acids or heat.

The more you look at actual nutrition and health science, the more fixated you become on fiber intake

Can’t talk right now, I’m on my Sol Brah shit