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i just wanna lose my lil stomach but i can’t stop eating 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Not following any WhatsApp channels so my status update remains vertical

@kevinMAesq I see what u did there

Butcher Stuart bought a hotel in Barbados and when he couldn't get a private beach he shut it and let the site run to ruin.

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

Wdym we working the full week?😭

Black people don’t even tell you finna miss your exit they just wait until you pass it then ask “where you going?” 😂😂

You will literally never find that email you’re looking for on Outlook.

I think my money spends itself sometimes.

Bringing the groceries inside is a boy job. I gotta get married. Can’t keep doing this.

If you eat "FLATS ONLY" you are a spoiled brat and give people a hard time 🤷🏾‍♀️😭

I think police should normalize arresting men that pee on the road.

Do you ever touch your laundry when you think it’s dry and ask: “Are you just cold or are you wet?”

I truly admire people who skip dinner and convince their stomachs an apple is enough. Mine's not that easily fooled.

Last week most of us didn't know who Speed was and by next month most of us will have forgotten. Be safe.

NETFLIX WILL HELP YOU FINISH SPELLING THE NAME OF THE MOVIE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR, AND THEN TELL YOU THEY DON’T HAVE IT.

Microsoft 365: I saved your document. Me: Oh great, where? Microsoft 365: I don't know.

Tbh, if he did say macaroni pie and baked chicken is we natl dish I wouldn't even be vex, but bfruit cou cou?

@brxdleyj_ No. Let's pretend it didn't happen.

So at no point we gonna have a serious discussion about what really went on today?

Personally I prefer breadfruit cou cou anyway

He got that "I gotta sh*t face"