jb

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and i forgot to worry about it

does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful

honestly Fuck bedtime

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

noah kahan albums:

computer remind me to be merciful even when i am consumed by rage

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

(Still acting weird) hey sorry for acting so weird earlier

When the thing that sounds kinda good on the Mexican restaurant menu is called “The Gringo” :/

how it feels

Note I gave to my mom when I was 4 years old and she was in a bad mood now framed in the kitchen

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

well if the shoe fish

"2 likes isn't much" imagine 2 towers. not so funny now, is it?

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open

i wish i had a hamster's ability to die under severe stress

every conversation ive had lately feels like this

how it feels when your intuition is right and you’re not actually insane