Lizzardjoe

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Lizzardjoe

Lizzardjoe

@lizzardjoe

Houston Texas Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MadamSlips no mtg only .....the new mtg set is a lot like harry potter
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
No big hitters, but some cuties for the binder!
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
Not working and having no money but wanting Pokémon cards is a struggle....
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
This dumb fucking stupid fucking game is dumb.
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MadamSlips i have dreo fans all over my house ....the one in my living room is the tallest one they make and i cannot live without it
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
I just received Dreo Smart Tower Fan WiFi Voice Control, Works with Alexa/Google, Cruiser Pro T1S Floor Standing Bladeless Oscillating Fan with Remote, 6 Speeds, 4 Modes, 12H Timer, for from ahugebodybag via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/madamslips #Wishlist #Throne
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
I want to watch the Eagles game. Lacie wants to watch the Texans. Chat, decide.
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MadamSlips @Lowes lowes isnt good for me because i spend entirely too much money on tools and things
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
Went to a @Lowes to look at wood 😍 I swear I could break the bank at Lowes.
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
One time, in America, I was going to a museum with friends, and one of them invited their friend, who is friends with everyone else. The response "I'm not going if Slips is gonna be there." Okay, you huge baby.
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
I've never had a McRib from @McDonalds and I'm kinda tempted
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MadamSlips@MadamSlips·
Walking around Walmart, and a man stops me and goes, "Those are nice feet" and continues to follow me down 2 aisles looking at my feet... 🙃🙃🙃
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MadamSlips same but i did have some good kills tonight on stream
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MissNerdyCurvy Ya ....I wanted to make damn sure the gun was unloaded ....I'm too old to be having kids at this point
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MissNerdyCurvy Oh there is no way I'll ever be "loaded" again lol they took 1/8 inch from the tube and they put 2 clips on each burnt section lol
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Alicia ✨🖤@MissNerdyCurvy·
@lizzardjoe A lot of people think that vasectomy are 100% going to prevent pregnancy but that’s not always true it’s smart to have checkups to make sure duds are shooting and or wearing condoms just in case until it’s “fully” affective so bravo on that
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Lizzardjoe@lizzardjoe·
@MissKyliee @justinuhh houston isnt all that bad i have lived here all my life ......i doubt ill ever leave because all of my cancer drs are here
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Misskyliee 🌻@MissKyliee·
@justinuhh So uh… we decided to go to Houston this weekend and we are traveling back home Sunday. I hope it’ll be okay 🫠 haaaaa
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Justina 💖✨@justinuhh·
Texas has enough traffic as it is. We really don't need even more people traveling here for the eclipse totality 😭 Y'all are gonna wreck because the construction is all over the damn place.
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