Lizzardjoe

@MadamSlips no mtg only .....the new mtg set is a lot like harry potter

No big hitters, but some cuties for the binder!

@MadamSlips try spending 1300 on magic cards

Not working and having no money but wanting Pokémon cards is a struggle....

@MadamSlips settle down now ......its a legit shot

This dumb fucking stupid fucking game is dumb.

@MadamSlips i have dreo fans all over my house ....the one in my living room is the tallest one they make and i cannot live without it

I just received Dreo Smart Tower Fan WiFi Voice Control, Works with Alexa/Google, Cruiser Pro T1S Floor Standing Bladeless Oscillating Fan with Remote, 6 Speeds, 4 Modes, 12H Timer, for from ahugebodybag via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/madamslips #Wishlist #Throne

@MadamSlips dont watch sports ball and go play games instead

I want to watch the Eagles game. Lacie wants to watch the Texans. Chat, decide.

@MadamSlips @Lowes lowes isnt good for me because i spend entirely too much money on tools and things

Went to a @Lowes to look at wood 😍 I swear I could break the bank at Lowes.

@MadamSlips thats poo

One time, in America, I was going to a museum with friends, and one of them invited their friend, who is friends with everyone else. The response "I'm not going if Slips is gonna be there." Okay, you huge baby.

@MadamSlips @NVIDIAGeForce check discord dms

Yo, who has @NVIDIAGeForce connections? I need a contact 👀

@MadamSlips @McDonalds do it at least once

I've never had a McRib from @McDonalds and I'm kinda tempted

@MadamSlips damn foot creepers

Walking around Walmart, and a man stops me and goes, "Those are nice feet" and continues to follow me down 2 aisles looking at my feet... 🙃🙃🙃

@MadamSlips same but i did have some good kills tonight on stream

Me w any gun in Hunt

@MisfitDruid81 @seriouslyclara they fly really good out of a potato cannon

@MissNerdyCurvy Ya ....I wanted to make damn sure the gun was unloaded ....I'm too old to be having kids at this point

@lizzardjoe Sheeesh

When I first started to date Michael even after we both had a full panel of STD testing done and I was on BC he wore a condom with me for a few months until we knew we were very serious. Red mf flag wrap that shit up disease are way to common nowadays.

@MissNerdyCurvy Oh there is no way I'll ever be "loaded" again lol they took 1/8 inch from the tube and they put 2 clips on each burnt section lol

@lizzardjoe A lot of people think that vasectomy are 100% going to prevent pregnancy but that’s not always true it’s smart to have checkups to make sure duds are shooting and or wearing condoms just in case until it’s “fully” affective so bravo on that

@_chaosqueen1 Never drink water .....it rusts pipes and fish fuck in it

Is there something in the air today or something in the water???!? 🥴🥴🥴🥴

@MissKyliee @justinuhh houston isnt all that bad i have lived here all my life ......i doubt ill ever leave because all of my cancer drs are here

@justinuhh So uh… we decided to go to Houston this weekend and we are traveling back home Sunday. I hope it’ll be okay 🫠 haaaaa

Texas has enough traffic as it is. We really don't need even more people traveling here for the eclipse totality 😭 Y'all are gonna wreck because the construction is all over the damn place.

@MinxyMisty where are you going

Don't know who needs to hear it, prolly no one....lmao

If you're in this area. The time is quite literally running out for you to meet me & for us to hang out so.....yeah. lol. Just sayin 🤷‍♀️

@Khaljiit WTF

@Galaxy_Junkyard I don't see a tie defender on that shelf lol

Had to snap this pic just because the 2 best star fighters in #StarWars were sitting on the shelf together. #Toys #Hasbro @lizzardjoe