Lisa Ruggieri

@ArtCandee I'm very nervous.

Guys… He’s not going to Mar-a-Lago today per the official public calendar. Now I’m worried. He’s gotta be up to no good.

@PaulRudnickNY Lol

On Fox Trey Gowdy defended Pam Bondi and insisted, "She's welcome to visit me any time on my home planet of Dacron in the Oxyclean galaxy where I am worshipped as a man-god"

@Colonel_Myway ♥️

January 21, 2029, Mark Your Calender

@SundaeDivine JD

Which woman will Trump fire next?

@thetonymichaels Celebrate by Kool and the Gang

@em_Lazzy Says Jaba the Hut..

Trump said Bruce Springsteen looked like a dried up prune who had bad plastic surgery. Ok.

@gardengirl125 Lol!

Kristi Noem isn’t taking her firing well

@MiaForTrump Is he a vampire? From Twilight, right? Lol

Barron has something to say to everyone: If you agree with Barron Trump, drop a 👍🏻.

@Suzierizzo1 The circus called and wants its clown costume back.

Caption this pic of Kid Rock! 👇👇👇

@jbendery Wtf

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@EvaWillaim Hell yes

Should a sitting U.S. president be removed and criminally convicted if the evidence supports it? A. Yes B. No

@highbrow_nobrow Asshole

"One of the ways that you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is make it so that, you know, maybe grandma and grandpa wants to help out a little bit more." - VP J.D. Vance on child care.

@RpsAgainstTrump The eyeliner is a little heavy today.

Trump: Vice President JD Vance is now in charge of “FRAUD” in the United States…Raids have already started in L.A. Good Luck JD!

@ProjectLincoln @TheRickWilson Arrogant asshole

GOP Rep. Jeff Van Drew to Americans struggling with rising costs: "Better just keep breaking your back and working hard, maybe get yet another job."

@highbrow_nobrow Lol

In 2025, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) says POTUS was an FBI Informant against Jeffrey Epstein: "Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein."

@RpsAgainstTrump Go away Mitch.

Q: What are your thoughts on the current situation in Iran and how Congress has not approved that as a war? Mitch McConnell: "I support what the president is doing. They've been at war with us for 47 years.”

@PaulRudnickNY Lol

I will NOT be making tasteless jokes about how Pete Hegseth is trying to get Bryon Noem's attention

@NBCNews Racist much?

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, some of whom are seen as having been targeted because of their race, gender or perceived affiliation with Biden administration policies or officials, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process. nbcnews.com/politics/natio…

@krassenstein 😪😪😪😪😪

BREAKING: It appears that a U.S. helicopter was shot down as it was searching for the missing pilot from the jet Iran had earlier shot down. This video was released by Iranian media. What a complete and utter sh-tshow.

@mjfree ♥️♥️♥️

🚨 BREAKING : The Seattle Seahawks have declined the White House invitation,