LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗)

In keeping with @elonmusk's penchant for culture-style vessel names, I think his first @SpaceX Sea Launch platform should be called the "Hold My Beer".

@ASexyBiscuit @RealBobMortimer I emigrated before the reboot came, so I haven't seen it, but the original was required viewing :)

One of my coolest finds in a charity shop! I’ve never seen this on DVD and loved it as a kid (yes I have seen the original)

@Susu_jpg I think, therefore I think I am.

This bot purge is nuts. I lost 20k followers so far. Is anyone here even real?

@WHSVnews True, but is it a substitute for zero mental health care?

More children are turning to artificial intelligence for emotional support, prompting warnings from University of Virginia experts that the technology is not a substitute for real mental health care. whsv.com/2026/03/31/uva…

@scazerrr @emkenobi It's "YOU'RE" you ignorant bigot. Why the fuck can't you people get that right? You are the ones telling everyone to speak English. How 'bout you learn some too?

@emkenobi Well your a cunt so there's that .

@intel6000 @emkenobi Remember those words when the rest of him dies.

@emkenobi Cry

@DavidLeavitt You mean moi?

Dear Algorithm, Please show me people who loved #StarfleetAcademy, She Hulk, Willow, Dark Crystal, and Star Wars The Acolyte They are my people

@horrormuseum In Search of the Castaways. (Disney '62)

What is the first Movie you ever saw in the theater?

@illicitveniceb @SabrinaAnnLynn @thisisyastryin Offended? Moi? I just got dogpiled for an anti-trump post by 6k people, and not one of them managed that. Anyhow, we still need a sarcasm font. Just sayin'

@llance @SabrinaAnnLynn @thisisyastryin x.com/illicitveniceb…

yes i can ?

@smwalenta No. People who purchase trump merch really aren't my type. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@llance Hey 👋 would you mind following me 🫂💌

@kritikakodes powercut.

I am a Vibe coder, scare me with one word.🤔

@aryanlabde I'd say "works best". But I get where you're coming from.

Hot take: Vibe coding only works well if you already know how to code.

Just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isn't a real marriage it's just "two best friends who get each other off" and like bestie, idk what has gone wrong in your life but that's exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved

A local bus 😄

Or... and stay with me here... we flunked everything. Allegedly.

@ironmouse Don't worry about us, worry about you! 🥰

im so sorry i have been mia but i have been extremely sick and havent been able to stream at all. i am hoping to get back to streaming by this weekend i am so sorry for the inconvenience. i love you guys.

@lanabeesfw A while ago an anti-trump post of mine on FB went viral-ish. 160k views, and 6k comments. Most of them trying hard to belittle, insult, and offend me. Nothing did. All they managed was looking stupid in public. Just remember how dumb these morons are. Don't lose sleep over this🥰

It’s actually awful the things people have said to me today. I don’t think i deserved any of that.

BREAKING: Attacks on energy infrastructure in the Middle East have caused the price of oil to skyrocket to a whopping Donald Trump raped children per barrel.

Dear Pam Bondi, The Dow is under 46K. Can we now investigate credible accusations of pedophilia?

Love Dune 84, but the characters seem unbelievable. A diseased orange pedophile who wants to drag everyone into a catastrophic war for his own selfish ends? Pull the other one!