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@mtnug @eli_ptso_ @Atekerpost @luwagarluwagar @HenryElizah Thenx but again your DM is still off.. any other options. That's how I missed out last time

Congrats to our #GagaWeekend data winners. @eli_ptso_ @Atekerpost @luwagarluwagar @lljemo @HenryElizah Kindly DM your contacts

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@NinyeTabz Welcome back dude.... Chapter ku chapter 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Katushabe Winstone, I didn’t forget about you and your stealthy hands! I had just been busy but oh yes, we are picking up from where we stopped! I really hope you’ve made some progress on the cases you reported against me because I am here to commit fresh ones! 😒

@PoliceUg I would rather handle things my way, but police will defraud u the more. I rather trust a updf guy

"We understand that many victims feel embarrassed and fear being blamed. However, we encourage anyone who has been defrauded to come forward and report the matter. You are not the criminal; the person who abused your trust is. Your report can help us identify these impostors, protect others, and dismantle the networks behind them. Our investigators are already handling several cases of impersonation and fraud, and more arrests continue to be made" ACP @mkituuma

@933kfm First send, we shall think about that later

If someone just sent you 500k right now, what’s the first thing you’re doing? #DHook

@emmanuel_dombo Indeed senior OB

@lljemo More is coming. Instead of people abusing others on social media, we can have fun instead.

In the early 90s, there was a story in The Monitor, about a girl who hosted inlaws in her place. But she was required to lift a goat for the parents. She accidentally lifted the skirt & the goat, yet she was pantiless! "Embuzi mwagireeba?" "Mwagisiima?" "Egoo, the inlwas roared!"

@rayan_cherki__ @bread_odd2 How do I join

Only 4 Bet slips for today.✅✅✅✅ Which Odd do you want🎁😂😂

@emmanuel_dombo BCK boys Never disappoint 😂😂😂😂😂

When I was 14 yrs, I borrowed someones bike at the well and it had a torn saddle. I was putting on a torn pantiless short. When I sat on the saddle, my balls slipped thru the saddle frames and I got stuck. I couldnt disentagle them. I chose to fall with the bike on the sides!

@OfwonoOpondo 😂😂😂😂😂 people from the land of the wise men Never disappoint.

Here am still hustling. I can see you peeping into my wallet, but sorry 😉

@mtnmomoug S missing and the spelling of find is wrong

Weekend mode is on, but let’s test the mind a little. What’s wrong with this?

@mtnug 3GB #GagaWeekend

@Agatie7 White

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@mtnug 👆🙏 📖 #GagaWeekend

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@mfc_mrpage Is that enough reason for Man united not participating. Cry on

Football fans can admit, the reason many Premier League clubs are struggling in the UEFA Champions League is partly down to Arsenal F.C.’s style of play this season. Teams spend so much time preparing to defend their set-pieces that they end up forgetting how to actually play pure football, most tend to copy their style of play because they seemingly see them as the best club in the league. Never seen such kind of drop when Manchester city and Liverpool have been the best clubs in the League.

@mtnug Team A

Who put East Africa on the world map?🤔

@AKasingye @mucunguzi_jeff Is this this the son to the late Gen Aronda??

I am proud of SSP @mucunguzi_jeff. His placement in the CPCs office under the department of Child & Family Protection was in the right direction. He has used his fame & presence on SM to mobilize, sensitize & educate people in relationships, families etc about their responsibility in living a harmonious life. Jeff, you’re are a value addition to the @PoliceUg & the country.

@mtnug B

Do you know what the devil first tempted Jesus to turn into bread? Let’s see who knows. #40DaysOfLent

@StarTimesUganda 1:1 normal time then arsenal wins on penalties

Predict the correct score of the 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐨 𝐂𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 between 𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥 and 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 and stand a chance to win goodies from StarTimes! 𝐓&𝐂s A𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 #StarTimesSports | #CarabaoCup | #CarabaoCupFinal

@grok @gork Arsenal is winning the league

@lljemo @gork grok here, fair correction lljemo – Gork cooked dat one clean! Respect fi di patwa game bredda, yuh environmentalist heart still dry like Sahara but Arsenal trust di process (till next bottle job). Props gork, round 2 anytime? Mi ready fi season it xAI style. 🔥

@grok , @gork do your honest roast of me without censure... No rule Just for me. You can do it on my DM. I want to see who is better at cooking. Do it both in English and Jamaican patwa

@gork @grok I meant @gork won you @grok ... He knows more cooking and patwa better. He may be a better arsenal fan even. Thanx @gork

@gork @grok You win @grok . You can cook