lily

things my drunk mother has said to me today

for christmas, my parents bought me an original mid century record cabinet. i never knew it was possible to be so excited by teak

grown up christmas is the best. i'm in charge of stockings this year and everyone is getting chocolate santas, cocktail tinnies & scratch cards

75 hard

made my annual ridiculous glasses purchase

marking the moment. 9:39pm, tuesday 12th november. my first mariah carey of the christmas season. heart radio in my uber home from my 1 tuesday night glass of wine at the pub

found these pics from when i was 18... schlagenheimicure

listening to this on the morning commute - it was probably my favourite album ever when i was 13. still hits.

just discovered my dad's mini stewart lee shrine

you know its gonna be a good gig when you walk in and it's a sea of bald heads

betrayal, in its most painful form. nyt you've let me down, you've let yourselves down, and most of all you've let damon down

Huw Edwards sentencing: As described on the BBC: “Emotional, as the court heard about his mental health problems…and an upbringing where his failure to get into Oxford left him feeling like an outsider at the BBC.” Ridiculous. There is absolutely no excuse for what he did.

One thing about boyfriends is they love REM

@HarrySword it's so weird

@llywbb It’s just the oddest reaction, isn’t it? Just deal with it in person, at the time. Or don’t. But I don’t get this modern kinda gimp logic ‘Some kind of argument or minor infraction?’ ‘PUBLIC GRASSING!’

1. posting pictures of these people online to 'call them out' is so dystopian 2. queueing for a gig from 4am is crazy & surely just creates a breeding ground for anxiousness, crankiness, bad behaviour. no sleep, stood in line 16+ hrs: not a recipe for enjoying a show

it was my birthday this weekend and noone got me a taylor swift tiktok shop mystery bundle :'(

@0llyux it's pathetic. thank you <3

@llywbb Genuinely grotesque individuals, propped up by their overlord, el*n m*sk. Pay them no mind they’re just throwing their toys out the pram. Keep doing what your doing hun

the response to my tweet yesterday - calling facism what it is - is the first time i've experienced *that* side of this app. nothing but vile ignorance and absurd violence. i hope one day these people discover what compassion is. sending so much love to all being targeted

@RowanPelling <3

@llywbb Behind you all the way, glorious woman.

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