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ur mum alt is: @jank2bogaloo and only follow alt if 18+.
The humiliation we endured under the Obama years, it was this x100 and worse every single day
Logos for gubernatorial candidates seeking to become California Governor
NEW: @JBKSchlossberg is leading his race for Congress, according to a new internal poll commissioned by his opponent @AlexBores. It's the third poll that shows Schlossberg in the lead since February. Bores is close behind and most of the district is undecided
EXCLUSIVE @TheAtlantic On multiple occasions Patel’s security detail had difficulty waking him because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to info supplied to DOJ and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”was made because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…
And just like I predicted, Tisza has just won all 3 constituencies after the last votes were counted today. The final result of the election will be: 🟦Tisza 140 seats 🟧Fidesz-KDNP 53 seats 🟩MH 6 seats x.com/Gust_2319/stat…
Bulgaria, Market Links poll: PB-*: 37% GERB-SDS-EPP: 21% PP-DB-RE|EPP: 13% DPS-NN-NI: 8% V-ESN: 5% Velichie-*: 4% Siyanie-G/EFA: 3% BSPOL-S&D: 2% MECh-*: 2% +/- vs. 17-21 March 2026 Fieldwork: 07-14 April 2026 Sample size: 1003 ➤ europeelects.eu/bulgaria
A ‘CALL OF DUTY’ movie is in the works. Taylor Sheridan is co-writing. #CinemaCon
Clavicular started TWEAKING after taking too much A**Y 😭
When ‘Narcos’ was in production, the CEO of Netflix and some executives weren’t convinced it would become a hit in the United States, actor Wagner Moura recalls. “We think the show is really good, but Americans, they don’t read subtitles.” Since then, the Spanish-language drama has become a global phenomenon. For the Brazilian-born actor, who portrayed Pablo Escobar in the series, the role marked his breakthrough with American audiences. It was followed by a critically acclaimed performance in ‘Civil War’ and an award-winning leading role in ‘The Secret Agent’ last year. At the Cannes Film Festival last May, Moura won the Best Actor award for his role in ‘The Secret Agent.’ From there, both the movie and Moura were unstoppable: the film was up for four Academy Awards, including one for Moura’s subtly wrought performance. Moura became the first Brazilian to be nominated for the Best Actor award. Today, Moura is among TIME’s 100 Most Influential People of 2026. Read the full interview here: time-magazine.visitlink.me/N_tOV5
‘THE BEEKEEPER 2’ will follow the beekeeper society trying to overthrow the U.S. government Jason Statham also now uses bees to heal his wounds.