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@marydellhayes I would love a clock necklace for my successes 😂 it really is the funniest thing but I’m so thankful for it.

@lmcalexa More like a championship. Someone should give you a trophy or at least a clock necklace.

Don’t ask me how I did it but I somehow managed to train my dogs to ask to go outside to throw up so I’ll call that a win.

@dog_trainerSam Add me to your payroll😭

Not being able to place my order on @ultabeauty is literally testing every ounce of patience in my body.

Ironically, you can’t search conversations on Threads, so I had to come to Twitter to find out if instagram is down or if it’s just me 😂

Why did no one warn me how absolutely obsessed with Outerbanks I was going to be???? Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t THAT.

@NuthnButAGThing Really 10 pm but I don’t want to sound like a LOSER.

@NuthnButAGThing If you see me replying to your instagram stories after 11 pm you can guarantee it’s coming 😭

😂😂😂😂😂 give me a call next time you drink

@NuthnButAGThing But really, because of this, I will tell anyone and every one they are beautiful, smart, funny, etc. especially if I have tequila in my system 😂

@NuthnButAGThing Girls will be so fast to remind another girl she is worthy. It’s so easy to feel like you have the foot of the patriarchy on your neck 24/7 (work, society, love life) so we have to bind together to remind each other we’re deserving of whatever it is. *hops off soapbox*

I wanna do a study on what goes on in the women’s bathroom. Cause how did you go in so insecure and come out so empowered? Those girl to girl compliments turn yalls whole night around

@NuthnButAGThing Thanks, I hated every second of that 😂

Edited version for the Mormons to enjoy. We, at Nipple Boul Productions, respect ALL walks of life yaheard

This is the part of the porno y’all skip…

@tatichin I prefer cold brew but if I’m being cheap I’ll get iced coffee so in this case, I’d take it as a universe upgrade. Of course, if she can’t handle/doesn’t like cold brew, I’d speak up.

Lady behind me ordered an iced coffee and they gave her a cold brew. She didn’t say anything but I would. Thoughts?

When I was in high school or college I saw my middle school teacher crying in her car and I thought “omg something must be really wrong” (like: cancer, divorce), but now I cry in my car all the time 😅

@michaelabtaylor @UofSC @sonicdrivein Okay so next time y’all are hiring you need to put athletic requirements bc I would’ve been BEAT 😂

ONE YEAR as @UofSC’s Social Media Strategist 🥹 154,875,286 impressions 6,727,325 engagements 103,454 new followers 100 trips to @sonicdrivein Words cannot express how thankful I am to be on this team. #UofSCSocial 4ever 🫶

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility. It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread. I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

And Buc-ee’s is just down the road. #WelcomeHome

@dawnstaley @keyjbrown @UofSC Coach, I don’t think this is near the Dodie 😩

@keyjbrown @UofSC Chile I’m headed to the Dodie….Pickens St ran out of sidewalk 🥹🥹🥹

Walking from home to my 9am @UofSC on campus meeting and came across an area I’ve never been…..who knew. #yeahnoimlost 🤣🤣🤣

Had a no good very bad day and additionally had to listen to people complain about bud light and cucker tarlson so naturally it’s 2:34 am and I still have yet to decompress and go to sleep.

Can rich people please just pay their taxes my godddddd

Just here to say that barring a specialist, if you aren’t seeing a PA for your primary care provider, you are missing out!! They take their time, are very thorough and also just generally more personable.