lina misitzis

in any case, let's journey forth with the same zeal as my friend's grandfather who, on his death bed, self-published an autobiography titled "It's Been Fun!"

@prickly_elder mortifying. ok standby!

@lmisitzis About what? Sorry I have no clue who you are. You can easily send me a message request without me needing to follow you

On top of everything going on here (I’m in Minneapolis), my kid has the flu… and her 16th birthday is Thursday 😩

@prickly_elder wired magazine

@lmisitzis Story for what?

@jiangchengsrage hi! I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

yeah, i'm in minneapolis, and i can coroborate... it's happening too fast to properly share with the rest of the world how bad things have gotten.

@TwyliteGalaxy hey there - I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

I’m in Minneapolis and it’s worse than people realize

@mattrowesboats hey Matt - I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

Noor Unnahar Poetry - reading in Minneapolis with Hell’s Angels at the bar behind (black lawyer bought them drinks who just won a big case) And bourbon of course for me. This is America and I’m in Minneapolis We defending our ppl right? Lfg 😏 🩵🔥

@wanderlust84 @djorienkregg_ hey Kirsten - I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

@djorienkregg_ Stay safe over there. I’m in Minneapolis and it’s fucking awful. They were a mile away from my house yesterday. And they’re popping up all over. Nobody deserves to be terrorized the way they are.

OHIO OOMFS!!!!!! as of today - !c3 are back in our state capital!!! it’s only a matter of time before they start heading for the other larger cities. PLEASE BE SAFE!!!!

@JennMGreenberg I’m asking in good faith! Do your kids ask you what all of their shots are for? I don’t remember ever asking what I was being vaccinated for as a 9 yo. I remember asking “will it hurt?” And even if I knew it was for “HPV,” it’d sound the same to me as “tuberculosis” or “tetanus”

I’m not anti-vaccine, but it bothers me that my kids’ pediatrician has repeatedly “strongly advised” the HPV vaccine (for STDs). They wanted to give it to my 9YO and 10YO today. I planned to get a new pediatrician last year after leaks of “gender affirming care” and the transitioning of kids by Texas Children’s but I hadn’t gotten around to it yet. I hate “the new normal” and I don’t want it for me or my family.

@noble_causes hey there -- I'm a reporter working on a story about the fires and have a question for you! mind following so I can DM?

@EricMennel aaron sorkin doesn't care what you think of nicole kidman as lucille ball!

hello @LoveisBlindShow shouldn't the experiment eventually end?

I tried taglining this series "no two men should have all that power," but no dice

@zzdoublezz also tbh a lot of Tom Jones

@zzdoublezz you’ll also be hearing a lot of Bobby McFerrin

I’ve been in Athens an hour and heard Toto’s Africa twice pls explain

hello @Apple I can’t sleep and so I got to thinking about my resentments which I’ve decided to reframe as “opportunities for growth” and the best opportunity I can think of is the one you have to make saved voice memos much easier to locate on iPhones

@dtaberski I'm glad you asked! He HAD seen it, but then she asked if he'd seen ALL of The Office, and he hadn't.

at a starbucks in LA, eavesdropping on some VERY delicious industry talk: Lady: "Do you know who Zac Efron is?" Man: "Yeah." Lady: "He was really good in Wedding Crashers. Have you seen Wedding Crashers?" Man: "Yeah." <lull in conversation> Lady: "Have you seen The Office?"

WHAT ARE YOUR TIPS AND TRICKS FOR STOPPING A LOCAL SQUIRREL FROM DIGGING OUT ALL OF THE DILL I'M GROWING

@jamesncantrell Hey James -- I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. Mind following me back so I can DM you?

@thongria the graduate

What are horror movies with wedding or honeymoon plots?