Jeff Monteen

Ugh…turns out I had a stroke. Had to wait 10 days for MRI to confirm. Thank you to the fantastic, caring NHS staff battling against a cruel, heartless government. #NHS #SaveOurNHS #GTTO #JohnsonOut

@soverybored9 @DaveRigby112680 @AndyBurnhamGM @andrewlawrence @reformparty_uk I get the feeling Dave lots of numbers has eaten all the Marathons.

@DaveRigby112680 @AndyBurnhamGM @andrewlawrence @reformparty_uk How many marathons have you run Dave?

I genuinely don't believe this man has ever been for a run before in his life.

Katie Hopkins being forced to apologise to Zarah Sultana. Lets save it to laugh at it repeatedly in the future. 🤣

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours: “On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists. Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.” It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

Please retweet.

By the way, for future reference it’s Z-A-R-A-H.

@haveigotnews This is disgraceful, baseless and irresponsible. You should delete this immediately.

Why I have decided to back Andy Burnham for Labour leadership camdennewjournal.com/keir#.VXsVkoEg…

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

"The idea that the poor should have leisure has always been shocking to the rich. In the early nineteenth century, fifteen hours was the ordinary day's work for a man; children sometimes did as much, and very commonly did twelve hours a day. When meddlesome busybodies suggested that perhaps these hours were rather long, they were told that work kept adults from drink and children from mischief. When I was a child, shortly after urban working men had acquired the vote, certain public holidays were established by law, to the great indignation of the upper classes. I remember hearing an old Duchess say: 'What do the poor want with holidays? They ought to work.' People nowadays are less frank, but the sentiment persists, and is the source of much of our economic confusion." — Bertrand Russell

She is the bitch that will expose Trump On behalf of all bitches thank you for you unwavering courage

6 Mayoral Elections today. Green Party - Won 2 Cons - Won 1 Labour - Won 1 Aspire - Won 1 Lib Dems - Won 1 Reform UK - Won 0

@premnsikka @beneathbluster

Rachel Scott is the Senior Political Correspondent for ABC News covering the White House and Congress. She asked Donald Trump why he was focused on a ballroom instead of rising gas prices. There’s no good answer for that so he called her a bitch.

@LordJohnMann What a disgraceful comment. I hope Labour take appropiate action.

So, that South African Nazi fuck Elon Musk is limiting my tweet views. Please, tell me, do you see this tweet? Can you see me?

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

@AyoCaesar On the subject of being paid, a gem from the archives.

@SimonHarrisMBD @oldstinkyone I saw Zack Polanski buy a hot chocolate at our local baths. It served him 2 cups. He made no attempt to pour the extra one back into the machine. Instead he offered it to the unemployed immigrant single working mother of six behind him. I say, to the tower with him! Sauce: HP

Zack Polanski once switched off a Windows 95 PC before the ‘It is now safe to turn off your computer’ message popped up. Source: The Express

They were not intercepted. They were abducted in international waters. This is piracy - and is a flagrant violation of international law.

*BRITISH WRITER PENS THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF TRUMP* Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump's limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don't say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it's a fact. He doesn't even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn't just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It's all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don't. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He's not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He's more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless or female – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy' is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and most are. • You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it's impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.