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You get one swing to hit a home run for $1 million.
Which bat are you choosing?
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@localn8v @Jake_TheFox4675 @himexjia @duffelbagforevr it had no name. it was just for the person at the address. are you this dense on purpose?
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@Jake_TheFox4675 @himexjia @duffelbagforevr Ur dumb as hell bc any functional adult should know it’s illegal to open mail that’s not addressed to you. You write “not at this address” and give it back to the post office
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@localn8v @himexjia @duffelbagforevr i hate this fuckass analogy so much obviously opening a package is different from jumping off a cliff
GIF
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@himexjia @duffelbagforevr Your landlord tells you to jump off a bridge you gonna do it?
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@duffelbagforevr it didn’t have a name at all nd my landlord told me to open it
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She must have hella stocks in Apple or something
iJustine@ijustine
This guy said the MacBook Neo couldn't run Chrome + Spotify + Canva without crying. YA OK, HOLD MY iPHONE SIRRRRRR
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@ybunnyari he’s posted a lot of videos of what he looked like after moving. I think I remember he said he was in the US for 10 years or so
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this Swedish guy who moved to the US is probably the most extreme example of food in America being metabolic terrorism I’ve ever seen
cash4turtles(Waifudev)🌸☢️@WaifuverseAI
You literally need drugs or a mental illness to stay thin in the USA. Being American is being under a chemical and psychological assault on your metabolic systems.
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@JimmyBroll3 Idk if you’ve been paying attention at all to anything but ICE doesn’t seem to care
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@sTEALt00th @trevorplouffe Half of the Mexican team is American citizens what are you talking about
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I’m trying really hard not to be Unc and get duped by the internet…. Is the Cal and Randy situation real or not? I’m in a damn blender over here.
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@kimsdracula @heywildrich Most houses have multiple rooms? That’s hoarding level mess.
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@heywildrich Y'all are all retarded you know that right? Yeah I have a room in my house in which is a cluttered with gun stuff you wish you owned what can I say? I have multiple rooms in my house
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@p1nkrain Ya me explicaron. El país como tal se llama Dominican Republic but like I said for contexts and other stuff you use the which is the formal way.
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Stop saying “The DR” fucking idiots … its just DR
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Safe to say the DR wants this!
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@TigerDilly2 @MatRabbit @jerseyjags @drupybahlss @CJK5H_SMU At least read what you’re interacting with lmao
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The kids are getting fired because they can’t do simple currency math. We’re so cooked
mak!! ⚢@ASAPMERXURY
got fired on my first day
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I still get triggered by the CBS 60 Minutes intro on Sunday nights. That ticking clock was Sunday Scaries in their purest form
Saad@lolnvmtho
why is 4-8pm on a sunday the most depressing time ever
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Is this satire? Grown adults act like this in public?
Speranza Intel@SperanzaIntel
We're goopin! We're goopin! 📽️steezyp0p
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