Sabitlenmiş Tweet
I'm eventually going to get into politics after a night of drinking so I regret absolutely none of my spicy tweets. I have neither grown or changed. I will be the shitposting freedom loving priminister Canada deserves.
English
DokLock. Esquire
61.9K posts
DokLock. Esquire
@lock_dok
Connoisseur of cheap bourbon, reheated Chinese food and B-list movies Not a THOT but will sell foot pics. I'm also into 40k. be in Awe of my tism. 30ish old man
Fenris. Katılım Nisan 2020
458 Takip Edilen348 Takipçiler
@monsturmun @avilewis I'm looking forward to him never using a non green method of traveling. Sure it'll make any international traveling awkward but its a small price to pay for no pollution.
English
I haven't seen an NDP leader like Avi since Jack Layton; it brings tears to my eyes. I don't care if people don't like that Avi wants to protect our globe from pollution, or that he is willing to call out old NDPers who have betrayed our Left values. I know Avi cares! @avilewis
Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca
Avi Lewis: "When Israel commits a genocide in Gaza, we call them out. When the US and Israel start an illegal and reprehensible war against Iran that sets the world on fire, we say Canada should have absolutely no role in it whatsoever."
English
@impmontellem Tragedy local Goblin has walked into a window. Because local Goblin is blind.
English
I literally have a glass panel for this extremely specific situation
hafsa ´ཀ`@stillinlolita
i regret opening youtube
English
@theghost959 @jondelarroz Jon 100% thinks the boyfriend is the hero.
English
Robert Kirkman is a rabid leftist atheist.
Invincible not only advocates for Satanism, but also has a pro-abortion storyline where the character Eve is supposed to be heroic for killing her baby.
It's all part of the agenda.
English
@shelby19238 > blows a dude up mid flip
> punches a dudes face in
not perfect?
English
Spotted at a No Kings protest in Durham, North Carolina!
Epic creativity!
English
@JonsLongs Snape:*happy to be away from his abusive father and enjoying his time at hogwarts*
James Potter on any random Tuesday:
English
@NRA @FredEichler Maybe you guys should have told trump to fuck off when he EOd a bumpstock ban. But you sucked his dick about it. Sucks 2 suck
English
"I cannot believe that anybody that owns a firearm is not a member of the NRA. They should be. ... As a unified group, we have such a great voice."
NRA is proud to have the support of legends like Larry Weishuhn and @FredEichler!
Join NRA today — FindYourNRA.org 🇺🇸
English
@prairiecentrist And the liberals still actively recruited him. Says a lot about liberal standards. Then again I guess after supporting a dude who loved blackface and applauding nazis the bars pretty fucking low.
English
It's very hard to legitimately criticize someone who your party endorsed and funded to run under your banner.
Yes, he's a Liberal MP, but until not long ago, he was a Conservative MP. His overall views didn't change.
Michael Chong 🇨🇦@MichaelChongMP
CBC News: Liberal MP's Chinese forced labour comments come as U.S. probes Canada's imports Michael Ma's industry committee confrontation amplifies risk of U.S. tariff retaliation #cdnpoli cbc.ca/news/politics/…
English
@Virtualsavage @GrantCardone Nah he fucks the fat ones sober.
"If they ain't 480 they ain't a lady"
Grant cardone
English
@GrantCardone Clearly you’ve never needed to bang a fat broad
English
@TheAnnaMurphy @vankayak @MarkJCarney So the government will drop its appeal on the use of the emergencies act? Protesting is a human right.
English
Grateful for leaders like @vankayak and @MarkJCarney who have made it clear that the human rights of Canadians are not negotiable.
Adam van Koeverden@vankayak
Sport has the power to unite Canadians, build stronger communities, and support well-being across the country. Our government believes in a sport system that provides opportunities for all Canadians to participate and excel without discrimination.
English
@MichaelChongMP "carney says we gotta suck off china because orange man bad!"
English
Natural Resources Minister Tim Hodgson, when asked about MP Ma's comments suggesting there’s no Uyghur forced labour in the PRC:
"We don't need to have public discussions about where we disagree. We make that clear to our friends in China."
#cdnpoli
cbc.ca/news/politics/…
English
@ianwilder_eth @HumanityChad If my boss were to disrespect my family I'd tell him to suck start a shotgun.
English
@HumanityChad Hard working father no doubt embarrassed by his son’s attitude. I would be. Imagine how he’ll be at his first job. Good luck keeping it with that attitude.
English
His father wasn't allowed to attend the graduation because of his work clothes, so the son protested right on stage. 👏👏
English
@ericswalwell Eric said he'd nuke Americans.
He said this because hes a massive pussy.
English
Donald Trump is targeting me. He’s trying to influence the election.
There is only one reason why: he’s scared.
wapo.st/3O8dXOq
English
@Birdiccus @VividVivka I mean hes one of the few Greek gods to not SA his partner so hes by mythology default a good one. Hes also furiously protective of his children. I mean the bar is low so he kinda just shuffles over it
English
@lock_dok @VividVivka I have never heard a single piece of media portray Ares in a good light. He’s a bastard 100% of the time.
But also if you can pinpoint some good hubby ares lore I’d love to hear it
English
lol the kids are roasting me became I was thinking of historical books and not a game. Feel free to point and laugh at me.
This is how I tell everyone I haven’t played resident evil since 6. 😅
And ya know, I stand by it.
That’s a dog named Cerberus. That’s not a Cerberus.
VividVivka 💜@VividVivka
@avgmetalcoreguy If there isn’t a third one and they aren’t connected at the neck … those are just dogs, dude. Excellent tattoo and they look great! But … that’s not Cerberus 💀
English
@CCknockout @TrailerPkMark @ArtCandee Yeah charles is legitimately as he comes from a long line of inbred losers.
English
@TrailerPkMark @ArtCandee Yes, a legitimate King. Know the difference.
English
Love the costumes at the No Tyrants protest in Ottawa, Canada!
Thank you, Canadian friends!
🇨🇦
English
@desicool21 @guyfelicella Agreed. Fuck the monarchy! carney must immediately tell king Charles to fuck off.
English
All the way from Vancouver 🇨🇦 standing with the American people, not the powerful.
No tyrants.
No takeover.
No “51st state.”
Just democracy,loud, unbought, and unbreakable.
Ht squamish1
English
@impmontellem Hell yeah, I'm staying alive so I can see more gobin art and gobin tum tum. And so I can remind local Goblin that they're cute and smoochable
English
