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Random fires and explosions in The Simpsons 💥 - a thread

TRUE WEALTH (2nd Ed) Worriless sleeping Clear conscience Reciprocal gratitude Absence of envy Foamy coffee Crusty bread Inexperienced enemies Frequent laughs No meals alone No gym classes Gravel bicycling Good digestive functions No Zoom meetings Periodic surprises Nothing to hide: financial and fiscal tranquility Muscular strength & endurance Ability to nap Access to a hammock

*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up

Any of my grandparents meeting for the first time.

Enough moths for ya?

just based on all these free agent signings alone, it’s incredibly obvious that the nba is planning to play another season this fall. they should just go ahead and announce it already

Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

[Dude]: Yeah well, ya know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Today marks 24 hours since I was last stung by wasps. #streak

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

thumbs up to this beautiful sunset

I have a dream..

if you want to talk about a winning ball club, look no further than the denver nuggets. that’s the way to play right there

Special Rapporteur 2: Electric Boogaloo