stephanie loi

I’ve been in Ukraine since the start of this week. Going to share some photos I’ve taken in the time since

always find it terribly jarring when grab/gojek drivers don’t play music in their cars. just feels like this awkward vooooooid of silence 😵‍💫

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that. As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

@skinnylatte I have a designated dirty corner on my bed *on top of my blanket* for this exact purpose (usually when I’ve had too much to drink)

Best thing I’ve read all week

Seriously tho how is it so warm and what happened to that promised 22deg weather?!?

So good

What happened to the 22 degrees Celsius?

@daphnemaia No it’s just a mindless game where you match numbers to try to clear the board hahaha

@loi Omg fellow twodots-er! Haha and fellow candy crusher! Never tried numberzilla haha. Is it the 2046 one.

What is the one mobile game you play on your phone that you're too embarrassed to admit?

@jemmawei It’s ridic I didn’t even have time to sip my coffee

@loi YA

applied for a new passport in 10 mins, received a note exactly one week later that it’s ready for collection. made an appointment to collect it, showed up and literally collected it in 5 minutes flat, no joke. got to love the ruthless efficiency 💚

@jemmawei Hehehehhe THANKS

@loi Lol welcome back 😂

OK LETS TRY THIS TWITTER THING AGAIN (where I tweet about frivolous, inane things)

Hear, hear!

At some point I think I started to take myself too seriously and filtered everything. But surely someone out there must be entertained by my stream of consciousness.. Or not... we will see

Sitting at Starbucks with a Tupperware aunty next to me. So tempted to ask her about latest Tupperware goods but pretty sure she is not going to take me seriously

congrats, @eisen! this is amazing.

“ROSIE, I have a joke for you!” 🐢 “Go ahead PETEY.” 🐢🐢 “This human walked into a bookstore & said, “Do you have any books on turtles?” The human behind the counter said, “Hard-back?” 1st human responded, “ Yes, with little heads & four legs.” “ROSIE? ... ROSIE?? ... 🐢

3-year-old: You’re the cutest. 2-year-old: *hugs her* 3-year-old: Except for me.