⚡️Lauren Cox⚡️

Fam just shamed me for my outdoor shower wine. But like, what is the point of vacation if *not* outdoor shower wine?

@Kieferlm It’s so wildly far away from everything!

I’m just going to admit it, I didn’t know where Bermuda was until very recently.

@caityrogo Mix!! ⚡️

When you get a fountain soda: do you mix 2+ flavors, or are you normal?

@somefinetweets My mnemonic device of choice is Gra(merican)y and Gre(uropian)y

Jfc is it gray or grey? Because growing up all the books I eat had it as grey, but my teachers said it was gray!? WHAT IS THE ANSWER.

@Kia I've been trying to transfer my title from DC to PA (so I can buy my car - and have a legally registered car) since May. Your titling department is awful, unresponsive, and can't get it right. I've called customer service more then 20 times! How is this acceptable?

@crookedfencefarm came to visit me in DC last weekend and we went to Jeni’s and I tried the BOMB new pistachio honey flavor and everything was so lovely and good I couldn’t keep my eyes open. The end. ift.tt/37lMfDs

Grey cat doesn’t love the love, but I do. • #catsofinstagram #greycat #catstagram #cats #pinkbeanie ift.tt/32clHRt

Got to be with the zinnias for their full life cycles. Helped plant them as seeds, arrange them in bouquets, and finally, today, pull them from the ground to ready the bed for the next round of flowers. 💜💖💛 ift.tt/2oudF8W

@tbastfi But then you get vacation! You got this! 💪🏼

@RandallAllDay lol. Lots of people are boring - there's something beautiful about learning it quickly like this.

Earlier this year I went to Jamaica to see @hanson play many concerts on the beach. I also finally met them and took this picture as proof. In honor of having seen them last night at the Maryland state fair, I’m sharing this now. 💃🏼🎉👏🏼 ift.tt/2NvSnBK

@Kieferlm Gray in the US, grey in England. So, gra(merica)y and gre(urope)y. (This makes more sense in my head 🤣🤣)

Is it grey or gray

There’s no way to emotionally prepare yourself for how this cat looks

@justinkirkland4 Lolol. In general, I am 100% supportive of talking shit, but this isn’t even funny or interesting. (Also, someone has/makes time for this shit. THAT IS INSANE.)

My grey baby is basking in the golden hour sun, looking handsome AF. 😻 • • • #catsofinstagram #tuxedocat #catlounging #cat #furbaby #greytestgrey bit.ly/2RizNx6

Beet up the field today. 🤣🤣🤣 (But seriously, I’m pumped I got to help out @crookedfencefarm today AND to now go home and roast/eat this rainbow of beets!) bit.ly/2I6EAyD

@LauraTheRose I was considering that there were more people, but lesser humans. Like animal abusers or something.

Overheard someone this morning describe something an exercise class as having “more lesser people.” I am pretty sure she meant lesser, but also should have meant fewer. And I’m still unreasonably mad about this nonsentence.

@suchthekaitlin Oh wait, you mean avoiding shit by diving into the wild world of texts. I assumed you meant avoiding answering because I do that shit ALL of the time.

@suchthekaitlin It’s called ignoring.