loluwa🤍

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

Not the one swimming 😭🤣

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

@mradegbite1 Please 🖐🏽😭

na this morning i go injure AZEEZ

Me tryna avoid eye contact with the dude tryna holla at me

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria

@PAPIBILLIONAIRE @Miss_Oluremi You’re one of the problems of Nigeria

Water ma. If you’re Christian, I believe there’s a scripture that says you should give out water for free and not sell it. Water. That is mmong. You even drive. Which means you’re way more privileged than that woman who probably needs that 1k to buy bread for the Oga they’ll eat tomorrow. Omo the only people you should be wicked to are those in support of APC and Tinubu. Anyways. Each person to their own when the time comes.

For years now, a woman usually comes to our house to fetch water whenever there's no light. We use generator to pump. She has 3 kids. She comes anytime of the day to fetch as much as she wants, no restrictions. I was driving by this morning, and I saw cassava peels in front of her house. She was sitting down outside, too. I asked if they belonged to her, she said yes. It was just a sack worth. I told her to allow me pack the peels for my goats. I packed the peels into the sack and was about to put it at the back of the truck, then she said "aunty we never talk money o." I was surprised, I asked how much, she said 1k. Wow! So I asked her, "The water you come to fetch everyday nko, do i ask you for any favor or anything in return? We open the gate for you and your kids any day, any time to fetch water, but you want to collect money for this one sack of cassava peels." She was just smiling. So I told her, if you collect this money, we won't let you fetch water again. Because we bought fuel with money too. She just smiled. I gave her the 1k, and she collected it. She even told me to return her sack. She probably think I'm joking about the water, but I've instructed them at home, no more fetching of water again. You don't have to be rich to give back to people who have been kind to you.

i feel so bad when someone texts me with so much enthusiasm and it’s one of those days i don’t feel like talking😔😔

I said one time if we agree to lock all the men in the world in one room, one woman will steal the keys and open the door for them.

there are so many things I want to buy

When i put "😬" this is what i mean

tbh i am the happiest version of myself when i am getting cracked regularly

👀😒

When a rich person says “money isn’t everything”

I have no point to prove. I just want to live a good life.

I'm a perfume mixer. Don't ask me what I got on I just invented this shii

wet wipes are hands down one of the most useful things ever, even for the most random things

"I have gist for you" A love language.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.