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@lolyoushort

Beverly Hills, CA Katılım Haziran 2013
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@saintmorwe Eff you, I’m crying 😭
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morwë the first@saintmorwe·
today was his quietest walk in decades. “i watch you sleep,” he said. he could hear the waves. rocky settled himself for a long watch. it was peaceful.
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morwë the first@saintmorwe·
rocky found him in his bed. he pretended it was like any other day. he knocked on the door, waited a few moments. there were no footsteps on the other side. rocky gently pushed it open and let himself into grace’s home. grace was in bed, blanket drawn over his face. still.
project hail² ennett!! (BOOKISH S2) 🍉@unluckyxen

rocky knows what death sounds like and despite that I'm definitely sure he'll ask "grace wake up, question?" when he finds his friend unmoving in his bed for days

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Romy@Romy_Holland·
@_FucknBossChick lining the entire seat with toilet paper was not on my bingo card tbh
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Romy@Romy_Holland·
whenever there’s a line in a public bathroom, i notice that the women ahead of me usually take like 3-5 min in the stall. i’ve always been confused about why. i timed myself today and it took me under 40 seconds without rushing. is everyone else just resting or something?
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Tochka__26@Tochka__26·
Why are American movies always about teenagers having sex, being high and drinking a lot? Is it normal there?
@QUEENP0P_

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lol@lolyoushort·
@___DNP @Tochka__26 Lol horseshit. I was born in 1985 and I can remember Beverly Hills 90210. Try harder.
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D 🇺🇸@___DNP·
@Tochka__26 Incorrect, we just have the biggest media empire. The trend started in Europe, UK 🇬🇧 to be exact. A show called Skins in 2007. You are probably a child and never heard of it. #DontComeForAmerica
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@_enzolucas Because it’s most likely a methane fire. You have to dumb an insane amount of water, not just on the fire, but the surrounding areas. Even then, it might not be enough. You have to smother it so oxygen doesn’t feed it. Since landfills are porous, it’s difficult to stop oxygen.
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@Vegas82 @dangitshere_ You’ll be surprised what actual scientists and technicians do. Poor effort at being edgy.
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@_sorrengailll You are leaking more because of your panty liner. If you stop wearing it daily, your vag will regulate.
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new fucking underwear every fucking week?😭
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avi 🌸@sapphicwn·
NEVER KILL YOURSELF YOUR FAVORITE AO3 AUTHOR FROM TEN YEARS AGO COULD COME BACK AND REPOST ALL THE FICS THEY DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LOSING IT ON DA TRAIN HELP
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the kp@venice2society·
@hell_line0 Because sitting in your own filth is troublesome when you don’t have to. I know there are certain medical reasons for choosing feminine napkins over tampons but cannot wrap my head around allowing any bodily fluid to come out of you intentionally.
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Can Slater Young publish the UP study because I wanna read the parameters
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wkw@wkw1385576·
@paulson4ever All I see is an actress with wires and green screen. Not much return on the dollars NASA robbed from us. Really, back in the 60's and 70's we got robbed and lied to but it was an amazing return on what they robbed from us. What's this big pile of sh!t?! It's for the braindead.
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ash@paulson4ever·
christina explaining sleep in space 😭 the way she got into the sleeping bag PLSSKFKDJS
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lol@lolyoushort·
I’m so glad I bought my pair before. I had to go when the mall opened and speed walked to the store
BRANDON M. WYNN@BrandonMWynn

Hey @Vans…now would be a really good time for you to bring these back 👀

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@billieroan Nah gorl, there are very thirsty edits out there
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@AstroDaria Anything for corporate social responsibility experience? 😬
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Dr. Daria Pidhorodetska@AstroDaria·
Turn on your replies so I can tell you about all of the ways you can work at NASA without a STEM degree 🥹
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@erdtlccc @Maxarick The billions spent on this project is a literal penny compared to the budget given to your military. You wanna talk justice to veterans? You’re barking up the wrong tree
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@Maxarick Is it more important than veterans who fought for America to be homeless and jobless when billions of dollars are spent on such missions.
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Maxarick@Maxarick·
So the problems on this mission were: - broken toilet - Outlook not working - unable to pair a Bluetooth device - communication with a vessel that's 20m away
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Nutella@NutellaUSA·
Honored to have traveled further than any spread in history 🚀 Taking spreading smiles to new heights ❤️
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THIS WAS SO SUBTLE I’VE ALWAYS WONDER WHY HE RUBBED HIS HAND LIKE THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS NERVOUS BUT HE KEPT BRUSHING HIS FINGER EXACTLY WHERE HER FINGER ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED HIS OMG
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Aries🇹🇭@jun78859·
@jvbornillamd Anak siya ng mayaman ! bata pa lang artista na / model / VJ/ Business woman/ endorser/ nag papaint ng mamahaling bags at wallframe ! dame talaga be !every year lahat ng asset tumaataas Value ba ! san galing ang hugot mo ? PHD kapa nyan
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Jumel Bornilla, M.D.@jvbornillamd·
Yup, not a model or ambassador, just a Customer, I sincerely hope using her own money. The client lane is considered a higher tier than the influencer lane, and it's often viewed as having more status than the celebrity lane too. In the luxury business world, clients are valued more than famous individuals. It can be tough for us taxpayers while these public figures enjoy the benefits! I'm with all of you on wanting to see her in the influencer lane, so she can show that she's truly working hard for what she has. It just feels like there's something more going on there. Ano kaya ang nasa isip ng mga kababayan niyang mahihirap sa Sorsogon habang pinapanood ito? Tapos ang asawa pa niya ay ang pinakamahirap na senador sa Pilipinas🧐
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