Mama ka Lorch🫶🏾

@OwenTshuma7 @matinyarare @daddyhope Yazi ungaze uhleke,kuyamangaza 😬

@matinyarare @daddyhope Nguwe osukhuluma kanje Rutendo. Imali ayisekho. You have been defending the incumbent all these years and now it seems you have reached the damascene moment.

Hopes of a military coup against President Emmerson Mnangagwa, led by his vice president, General Constantino Chiwenga and his associates, have reportedly been quashed after sources say that South African President Cyril Ramaphosa assured his Zimbabwean counterpart that South Africa will not countenance any unconstitutional removal of a president in Zimbabwe. Today, President Emmerson Mnangagwa met with Ramaphosa in Harare, where he was received by Mnangagwa alongside businessmen Wicknell Chivayo and Kudakwashe Tagwirei, before the two leaders and the two businessmen flew on a one hour helicopter trip together to Mnangagwa’s farm, Precabe, in Kwekwe. They toured the farm, where the South African president was shown Mnangagwa’s Ankoli cattle and fish breeding pools. When they reached the ostriches, Ramaphosa is said to have remarked, in a pointed and politically loaded statement, that “nothing and nobody will remove my elder brother from power unconstitutionally.” The remark was made in the presence of members of the delegation accompanying the two leaders. “The owner of these ostriches will be president until 2030 if Parliament says so,” Ramaphosa is further reported to have said, reinforcing his assurance to Mnangagwa and those present. The two leaders then went into a four-hour closed-door meeting, where they were joined by Tagwirei and Chivayo. The meeting was described as highly personal and private, with even the president’s spokesperson, George Charamba, excluded from the delegation for today’s visit. Sources familiar with the discussions say Ramaphosa made it clear that South Africa would neither support nor recognise a military coup against Mnangagwa. Those within Mnangagwa’s inner circle were reportedly buoyant after the engagement, interpreting Ramaphosa’s position as a significant reinforcement of regional backing. They believe that, with South Africa’s stance now aligned with that of countries such as Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and, more recently, Botswana, where Chivayo travelled in recent days, Mnangagwa has effectively strengthened his position and insulated his presidency within the region against any potential coup attempt. What was significant today is that South African President Cyril Ramaphosa’s trip to Zimbabwe, which I broke last night, was not an official bilateral state engagement conducted at the level of heads of state. It was a private trip, and sources in Pretoria say that many people in the president’s office, and indeed within DIRCO, the foreign affairs department of South Africa, were not aware of it. President Cyril Ramaphosa is now back in South Africa after the short visit to Zimbabwe.

@BGMusisinyani @mncedisi_mengu @SablesRugbyZW ay lani bo Barnabas

@mncedisi_mengu @SablesRugbyZW Should move on from Rhodesia colors to a more Zimbabwe colors though

I was at Hartsfield for Sables vs Zambia. Incredible crowd and atmosphere. 🇿🇼 We’re clearly a rugby-loving nation. But why aren’t @SablesRugbyZW jerseys available locally? So many fans wanted to buy and support the team.

@ndues_boy Yikho esithi” surely CAB is good for Harareans”

The ballot paper reaches all corners of Zimbabwe, including Binga, when its elections but development only reaches Harare.

@its_nikozie @zondo_sikhumba Lol

@zondo_sikhumba We rebuke in Jesus name

The next president of Zimbabwe will be one of Emerson’s sons😭😭

@mamakaCleo Ungaphi lwana ezobona ukuthi abanye abantwana benzani.This is beautiful😃

On today's episodes of what I ordered vs what I got. I am very pleased to let you know that I've met a cake maker of my dreams. I made this for my mom, just to appreciate her presence in my life. She is so happy and she has invited her friends and sisters to a tea party 🥳 😁😁. Anyway back to the cake maker her handle is @NaxieCakes ❤️❤️ Her number is +263784971525. She is in Bulawayo. Please if you need any type of cake just get hold of her. Value for your money and proper customer service 👌.

@mthandazo41 @sabzsgizo Yiqiniso yini lelo mdala?😆 i thought ngamanga Kukhona omunywe thwa wayekwana ebhodleleni le nip

@sabzsgizo Leli lisalamusi elifana lelika Mqabuko lokuntshintsha abe lilembu nxa bemdinga

Houdini 😤😤😤

@ndues_boy Yeyi😆

@lorch156 Uzwe indlebe sisithi weeeeeeeeee

She looks like the economy of Zimbabwe 🤣🤣

@ndues_boy Mayuyu bo🙆🏽‍♀️ before ngizwe ngesidzimira.

@lorch156 Nxa ngisithi ngenza i karate believe me ungafuni uku proover ngokuzwa nge roundas kick

@RaisedonB My Ndebele teacher Mr T.H🤭

Participate Have fun Make memories Tell your stories

@ChronicleZim @DavidColtart @CityofBulawayo Ayikho nje leyo

@DavidColtart @CityofBulawayo All ZITF 2026 winners, including @CityofBulawayo, are mentioned in the story in question. The newspaper version is shorter due to space constraints, but as clearly indicated at the bottom of the story, the full article continues on chronicle.co.zw heraldonline.co.zw/top-exhibitors…

I note that the @ChronicleZim, a paper based in the @CityofBulawayo, did not record in its report today about Top Exhibitors at #ZITF that the City of Bulawayo won the award for having the top local government stand. Why is this? It should not bite the hand which feeds it. Where is the sense of pride that a Bulawayo based newspaper should have in the City it relies on for its very existence?

@thewhitehouzz @kerinamujati @PeteVowles @ChatGPTapp Ngixolise muntu omdala 😄

@lorch156 @kerinamujati @PeteVowles @ChatGPTapp mama ka lorch😂

Look what I spotted on my morning run from the Bulawayo’s iconic 12th Avenue… profiling the strength of 🇬🇧🇿🇼! (Look carefully, 2nd frame close up with thanks to @ChatGPTapp 😀) #ukinbulawayo

@Maricana_18 @PeteVowles @ZimFirstLady @ZITF1 amariya riya wodwa.

@PeteVowles @ZimFirstLady @ZITF1 That Decor 😩

Was an honour to meet @ZimFirstLady again at @ZITF1 in Amai’s Kitchen. And a pleasure to to cook zviyo ne huku with Her Excellency 🙏

@MAKLISJAVA @sabzsgizo Batshemelani abakomana.

Nyarara kuchema Benjiii rufaro ruchauya 🗣️🕺🏾🔥♥️

@PeteVowles @UKinZimbabwe There we have it ladies and gentlemen🤷🏽‍♀️much awaited answer.

Well, I loved my Oriental Pie. So much that we had to go back and buy a whole load more for the @UKinZimbabwe team to keep everyone going during our ‘Open House’ at National Gallery.

@ndues_boy Dead and gone😄.

@lorch156 Abayenzayo lento sebakhohlwa

The tweet is tired madoda

@mamakaCleo Ah noma sekuthiwani,came from their page and its safe to say ukudelelile.

Customer care in Zimbabwe is very poor. It becomes hard to patronise business owners. It is imperative that business owners treat customers as kings even if its a dollar. I know I'm poor, but if I fork out a few dollars to please my niece I mustn't be treated like trash. @Cynthia_R_Jones treat customers as kings regardless of paltry amounts of money we use to patronise you. Do better. What i asked for vs what I got. 😏😒.

@ndues_boy Yiwo yiwo yiwo

Ku obvious hanti guys singabuzi ukuthi bevela nga ?

@kerinamujati @PeteVowles @ChatGPTapp Getting your panties in a bunch over an AI image is wild😄.

Why are you raising your British flag on Zimbabwean soil? Here in UK the Whites do not want any other national flag to be raised....take it down Zimbabwe will never be a colony of UK again, we are being abused by racists who masquerade as patriots like Rupert Lowe....take down the flag....migrants in UK we are being reminded how unwelcome we are so why should a British flag be raised in Zimbabwe? Take that flag down ....