Lorenz K

@MbarkCherguia FAFO

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?

@leatherpro77 It’s definitely more intriguing, when she’s as sexy as in the video

You're about to get 40 lashes... Is it worse when your disciplinarian is kind to you?

@BoundNavlia Helplessly bound is enough, no need for leather…

Do you like girls in leather? 😌🥰

@gepardtatze Wieso? Man kann doch auch Playmobil mit Lego vergleichen…

Wer nochmal Skyranger 30 Kiste mit einem Gepard vergleicht, bekommt einen Schlappen..

@lady_valor_07 Beer

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@MercuriusFilius Your interview question is wrong. If both items cost $2.5 they obviously cost the same

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

Pizzaabend @DrOetkerPizzaDE

@TechOperator format c: /autotest

You walk up to your computer and see this screen. Your next move?

@BeaRutsch Instant cage shrink

Ein ganz normaler Tag mit der Bestie.

@Evil_Womxn Classic kink.com

@Misszoenoir Nice preparation, now follow it up with a Strapon down my throat and all while I’m caged, and we have a deal

Looking for my next victim, any volunteers?

@rejsendemack @MarkAWoodland Smart Brick isn’t questionable?

@lorenz_kb @MarkAWoodland Why Are the products questionable? And LEGO will be out soon?? That’s one makes no sense?

In 2004, LEGO was on the brink of bankruptcy. A $230 million loss the year before. Global sales had fallen 29% in a year. The board brought in a 34-year-old to save it. His first move was not a strategy deck. It was something most CEOs would never do.

@Jennnyyyyyy 4 v 36

Puzzle Time - Can you give the right answer? Difficulty - 99% 😜

@GestohleneEier @DrOetkerPizzaDE wann habt ihr die ?

3,95 € 2Good2Go beim Italiener um die Ecke. Kann man echt nichts sagen.

@DrOetkerPizzaDE Nein, weil natürlich der Boden aus Ananas ist

Habt ihr euch schon mal gefragt, ob man eine Pizza kreieren kann, deren Boden aus Tomate und Käse besteht und die mit Teig belegt ist? Nein? Gut, ich auch nicht...

@renabaddie_ It’s hidden in the A-hole

Read very carefully !!!!! And look Closely before before You answer

@nocontextmemes 1, I multiplied by 0 and added 1

@Evil_Womxn Beautiful

@DrOetkerPizzaDE I was tired of my pizza We'd been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there baking I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read

@DrOetkerPizzaDE Ich denke durch Auto Translate werden noch viele gute neue Ideen hinzukommen, wie die Pizza Piña Colada als Sommer-Pizza

Was denkt ihr: Werden wir durch die neue Auto-Translate-Funktion bald in Followern schwimmen oder eher international wegen diverser kulinarischer Streitpunkte strafrechtlich gesucht?