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Lorenz K

Lorenz K

@lorenz_kb

Born, Raised, Studied, now working

Katılım Temmuz 2011
3 Takip Edilen60 Takipçiler
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?
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Lorenz K
Lorenz K@lorenz_kb·
@leatherpro77 It’s definitely more intriguing, when she’s as sexy as in the video
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femme leather baddies
femme leather baddies@leatherpro77·
You're about to get 40 lashes... Is it worse when your disciplinarian is kind to you?
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Bound Navlia
Bound Navlia@BoundNavlia·
Do you like girls in leather? 😌🥰
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Lorenz K
Lorenz K@lorenz_kb·
@gepardtatze Wieso? Man kann doch auch Playmobil mit Lego vergleichen…
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Der Gepardkommandant
Der Gepardkommandant@gepardtatze·
Wer nochmal Skyranger 30 Kiste mit einem Gepard vergleicht, bekommt einen Schlappen..
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?
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Lorenz K
Lorenz K@lorenz_kb·
@MercuriusFilius Your interview question is wrong. If both items cost $2.5 they obviously cost the same
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Mercurius
Mercurius@MercuriusFilius·
How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?
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TechOperator
TechOperator@TechOperator·
You walk up to your computer and see this screen. Your next move?
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Brockenhexe
Brockenhexe@BeaRutsch·
Ein ganz normaler Tag mit der Bestie.
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Lorenz K
Lorenz K@lorenz_kb·
@Misszoenoir Nice preparation, now follow it up with a Strapon down my throat and all while I’m caged, and we have a deal
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𝐙𝐎𝐄
𝐙𝐎𝐄@Misszoenoir·
Looking for my next victim, any volunteers?
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Mark Woodland
Mark Woodland@MarkAWoodland·
In 2004, LEGO was on the brink of bankruptcy. A $230 million loss the year before. Global sales had fallen 29% in a year. The board brought in a 34-year-old to save it. His first move was not a strategy deck. It was something most CEOs would never do.
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Jenny
Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy·
Puzzle Time - Can you give the right answer? Difficulty - 99% 😜
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Das Heilige Poliz-Ei
Das Heilige Poliz-Ei@GestohleneEier·
3,95 € 2Good2Go beim Italiener um die Ecke. Kann man echt nichts sagen.
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Dr. Oetker Pizza DE 🍕
Dr. Oetker Pizza DE 🍕@DrOetkerPizzaDE·
Habt ihr euch schon mal gefragt, ob man eine Pizza kreieren kann, deren Boden aus Tomate und Käse besteht und die mit Teig belegt ist? Nein? Gut, ich auch nicht...
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Rena
Rena@renabaddie_·
Read very carefully !!!!! And look Closely before before You answer
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Lorenz K
Lorenz K@lorenz_kb·
@DrOetkerPizzaDE I was tired of my pizza We'd been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there baking I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read
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Lorenz K
Lorenz K@lorenz_kb·
@DrOetkerPizzaDE Ich denke durch Auto Translate werden noch viele gute neue Ideen hinzukommen, wie die Pizza Piña Colada als Sommer-Pizza
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Dr. Oetker Pizza DE 🍕
Dr. Oetker Pizza DE 🍕@DrOetkerPizzaDE·
Was denkt ihr: Werden wir durch die neue Auto-Translate-Funktion bald in Followern schwimmen oder eher international wegen diverser kulinarischer Streitpunkte strafrechtlich gesucht?
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