losannelise

After years of paying me far less than I’m worth, I’m excited to announce that my company has finally decided to stop entirely.

@Ticketmaster first come first serve... until you're told there's an error..... can't use this devce.... sign in (i was signed in).... payment screen doesn't load.... time runs out.... i am put to the back of the line. as a main ticket seller shouldn't you have like, working tech?

THE CURE'S SHOWS OF A LOST WORLD: Queues are now open for the following shows: San Diego (5/20), Los Angeles (5/23-25), San Francisco (5/27), Seattle (6/1) and Vancouver, BC (6/2) — reminder that tickets are sold on a first-come, first-served basis.

New Hunk ep is up! Featuring @MarylandMudflap @baileyenorton @losannelise @mccarthyredhead @CoachKraushaar & more! Listen here 👇 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hun…

can i call someone a jabroni in the workplace or are jabronis a protected class

whenever someone mentions the LA zoo I assume it's just a dog who was on a tv show and a possum running a boutique agency from an iphone 5.

my student loans are as forgiven as my sins, baby! (not at all because they are privately held and i'm not religious)

the fact that it flung ketchup "everywhere" had me in hysterics

"we will adopt your baby"

@SeanHamrin @TheGroveLA sprinkles abortion ATM

I feel lucky to live in Los Angeles but if billionaire developer Rick Caruso becomes mayor he will find a way to make abortions illegal unless they happen at @TheGroveLA

hard to tell someone you're out in public working. "that's a blank page." like i said.

what I really need to produce a wedding is a second AD.

@DayzCanTweet here 4 u

I need a few actors and a DP for a short that I have not written yet but I need to shoot 🧐

experiencing sofi stadium for the first time and i can't wait to start a city here after the apocalypse. unless the aliens land in it first of course

has anyone ever bothered to examine if listening to ska in your formative years leads to anxiety?

It’s a great day when a book you’ve been waiting for is ready! 🎉🤩 #Aftermath by @EmilyBarthIsler is one of the most requested titles in our library & this young man loved hearing about your process on #WRAD22, Emily! Thank you!!! #BooksMatter #AuthorsMatter #ConnectiosMatter

In the 70s, Marvel let a Mexican publisher put out original Spider-Man comics, and the first thing artist José Luis González Durán did was give Gwen Stacy a ridiculously fat ass. It's amazing what we can accomplish when we, as nations, work together.

@stindavison is this a state farm ad

I have been using State Farm as my insurance provider for 6 months. A thread.

@henryalexkelly SHE TOLD YOU

@DayzCanTweet such a good show

How is Southside? The clips I’ve seen are hilarious

let me be very clear: All Too Well (10 Minute Version) is leagues beyond So We’ll Go No More a Roving. sorry to George, but I don’t know how you can hope to compete with “I kept you like an oath.”