molly

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

A federal judge has ruled that boneless wings are real wings after a man filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings for “false advertising.”

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

If I ever make a sci fi movie I’m not gonna SAY it’s set in Roku City but u can bet ur ass it’s set in Roku City

type of shit I’m liking

I'm smokin the shit that made Earl grey

They don’t make music like this anymore

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

There's a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

happy birthday ireland

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

holy fuck

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

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