Ah yes: Pokémon Detective Pikachu… my favorite romantic movie
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Louis Mendiola
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Louis Mendiola
@loudmendiola
I’m just a midlife crisis, baby, like you
New Zealand Katılım Haziran 2017
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Improve a movie by adding KA to any word in the title, I’ll go first:
WE BOUGHT A KAZOO
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There’s this kid who keeps laughing at me while I’m eating dinner at this restaurant. And he keeps calling me either Thomas or Dumbass.
I don’t actually care which it is; I hope this little guy shits his bed tonight.
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Woke up from a dream where Jesse Pinkman found himself in a LAST ACTION HERO situation. It was awesome.
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@loudmendiola dude. what the fucking fuck that is so funny. this should be a scene in one of your scripts ie ur convo
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I don't know how I knew it, but when I saw this in theaters I turned to my uncle and said "They sound like turtles boinking rhythmically." He agreed.
Well, my uncle is no longer with us... but I hope there's turtles boinking rhythmically on his grave right now. RIP.
The Sting@TheStingisBack
Speaking of sex. Those terrifying Velociraptor calls in Jurassic Park (1993) are literally a recording of tortoises rhythmically barking while they mate. 11/
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Louis Mendiola retweetledi
55 forest shrines, 55 fire shrines, 55 water shrines, 55 shadow shrines, 55 spirit shrines
10,055 gold skulltulas
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
A major remake of ‘THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME’ is reportedly releasing this year. (Source: videogameschronicle.com/news/sources-n…)
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Aka “I don’t want my ass handed to me again”
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse
Ronnie Taylor, the man who confronted Alan Ritchson on his motorcycle, explains why he didn't press charges: "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." "He's a Hollywood superstar and I'm not. He's got lawyers. I didn't even lawyer up."
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Damn I should get married on opening day every season #lgm
SNY Mets@SNY_Mets
The final line for Paul Skenes against the Mets on Opening Day: 0.2 IP, 4 H, 5 ER, 2 BB, 1 K
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Another fun part of this is SAG insurance telling us they won’t cover IVF because we’re gay but they would cover it if we were straight and infertile 🥰
Kylie Chi 季 🇵🇸🏳️🌈@TheKylieChi
The hoops you have to jump through to have a baby as a gay couple are cray. Other people can go fuck a rando in a bar and have a baby they don’t want and we gotta do 3 different psych evaluations, lawyers out the wazoo, so many different health tests, FDA shit, etc.
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Yo my triend's news organization just launched an investigative database that tracks and visualizes immigrant detention, deportation, and ICE's corporate network icetracking.org
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How does someone become a professional hide and seeker?
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F
Professional hide and seekers vs highly trained agents
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I think I've said this out loud like 10 times. Love it.
jenny lewis@jennylewis
i’ll teach you how to do an australian accent. say this out loud exactly as it’s written have you bean to spice lightly
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