Valerie Paschall

If you ever see me on here in a complete state of emotional meltdown and existential dread, check first to see if Arsenal is playing. If not, THEN yes, by all means check in, you thoughtful, wonderful people, you!

Arne Slot: "I don't know Gabriel Martinelli but he comes across as a nice guy. "The problem for him, and it's a problem in general in football, is that there is so much time-wasting in the final parts of games that sometimes you can be annoyed when you want to score a goal and you feel a player is pretending to be injured. "I'm 100 per cent sure if he knew what the injury might be, he wouldn't do that."

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

Thanks, robot.

arsenal is actually, without hyperbole the best team in europe right now. i cannot believe i am saying this.

Djed Spence vs Arsenal: 78 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Accurate Crosses 8 Possessions Lost 2 G/A allowed in his Penitentiary WELCOME TO TROSSARD ISLAND 👏👏👏

You do, actually. Love it when the bot gets it right.

@the_irishguy Everton. They seem to be a club with good fans and good history and the bare minimum of villain players. But for years those good fans came into my bar and made me watch Everton matches. It was painful.

What football club do you surprisingly dislike?

@hourIyhoroscope Depends on which Leo. The one with emotional intelligence, sure, but the one without…

sagittarius, why don’t you go back to leo?

you weren't put on this earth to put other people above yourself, sagittarius.

I needed this so much I made my own version.

that breakup saved you, sagittarius.

@ArmandDoma Guilty! 😉🏳️‍🌈

“If you read this, you are gay L-M-A-O.”

not all jokes are appropriate, sagittarius.

Hey @grok — who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

Trump’s Parade 🤝 Club World Cup                  So Many Empty Seats

happy pride month everyone heres katie mccabe in a gay aviva

@ArsenalN7 I mean…what other choice do I have?

Do you have faith in the Kiwi? 🇵🇱

@hourIyhoroscope What else is new? 🤷🏼‍♀️

sagittarius, you made them nervous.

Oh for fuck’s sake, just end the game. 🙄

Okay. That was stressful. But Maryland didn’t make their free throws early in the game and South Carolina took care of business at the end of the game.

It might as well be a South Carolina home game here in Birmingham.