𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝!

@EviIDetective Help me put my eyeball in.

solving cases on minecraft…. (@lovedetecting can you help…)

@EviIDetective No.

@lovedetecting me

I would probably not even eat that because there is scorpions

@EviIDetective Can you put my new eyeball in first.

@lovedetecting come to my house and play Minecraft with me

@lovedetecting me chewing on my glasses cause they taste good

he has no ears because he's stupid

مره ذوقي ويشبهني ما أحلااااه 🦢

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

@EviIDetective Growls. Huffs. Pouts. Sniffles. Cries.

@lovedetecting feeding my horse on minecraft🤤🤤

@lovedetecting can this be us

isolation.

adit priscilla for indie magazine’s issue 69 ‘new romance’ wearing chanel, photographed by teresa ciocia

@yunclesage The Mysterious Fucking Chewer strikes again…. god damnit… I’ll catch him next time….

happy birthday to katharine hepburn, born on this day in 1907! 🤍

@EviIDetective You're rude!!!!! >:/

@lovedetecting RUDE…

@EviIDetective 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

@lovedetecting im busy on minecraft.. solving cases… totally….

🐞🧺🥧🎀

@fluffygirlpaws Worry not! The foolish criminal left their finger prints all over the crime scene see…. this’ll be pennies from heaven…

Anxious bunny: I hop so...