lorraine

wow the wordle today was fucked

in an uber home driver playing daniel caesar are you tryna get me in my feelings wtf

sometimes I think about if I ever get cancelled I hope it’s at least funny so when it gets blasted everywhere while my life is being ruined, people go “hah good one….”

watching the pitt and sobbing

had an insane electrical situation this wknd w my neighbors tree dropping a huge branch and ripped out my electrical utility wire from the roof. @progressive home owners insurance cut me a check before the charge even cleared on my credit card. incredible service!!!

you ever solve the wordle too fast and then get sad

I hate that these god damn chat gpt commercials are so good WHICH AGENCY DAMNIT

just saw the nets head coach and I swear I ain’t never seen that man in my life

are we just kicking each other in the nuts now?!!! Wtf is happening in this damn Knicks game?! 😭😭😭

I just called the patriots “cardi b’s boyfriends team” hahahhahaha

I’m running out of places to move in America

levels coming on and me bringing down the vibe explaining that avicii is DEAD

anyone else feel like a dirtbag when their landscapers are outside doing their thing and your ass is just on the couch listening to it lol

good vibes cost money and I will not be explaining further

big jalen brunson fan over here

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

So I had to pay for stupid fucking espn bc stupid ass billion dollar dumbass companies can’t figure shit out and now I subscribe to 9000 streamers to watch the Knicks honestly bring fucking cable back this is mutiny

she got a lil New York Jets on her 🆗

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

don’t come to my house and you sharing your location with 39 people