the devil wears fila abeti aja

Fuck Arsenal btw

I do interstate rides from Lagos to Abeokuta, Ibadan, oyo, sagamu, ikenne and other neighboring cities. 4 seater car in good condition to travel, rates are reasonable. Even if it’s within Lagos for a round trip, I’m available everyday of the week. Please rt 🙏🏾

Nigerian ruling class has not managed to solve a single problem in over 60 years—not a single achievement other than trying to position their children to take over from them.

Today Tinubu admitted defeat in solving the insecurity in Nigeria. According to him, the opposition is responsible for it so it's not his business. He said he is a stubborn politician and so the deaths won't get to his head.

Real life.

Been procrastinating my PVC registration because I was dreading the usual Nigeria stress. But minus my commute to the INEC office, the whole process only took 10 minutes. Go get your PVC! Actually voting for your candidate is more effective than online support and banter.

THIS STEW HOT AND E DEY BOURNEMOUTH

If I was still writing…gosh I have a ton of material. A ton!

the therapist and the stripper care about you the same amount

The world should have been created in such a way that everyone rules themselves alone absolutely.

There’s no word to describe the absurdity and mind-bogginess of a ‘rape festival’. Feels like the sort of place that should be torched by fire. Honestly can’t wait to die. This world is too sick.

Hopefully I’m the last in my bloodline to hear of a rape festival

If I was the President & I get to see this, I will send in the army to this place This town will be locked down⚠️ Nobody in, nobody out, for 6 months! The community leaders and king will be dethroned, the councilors, LG chairman suspended Every man of legal age will be arrested for thorough investigation, God save u if ur face appears in videos as evidence, the rest will engage in community service/manual labor, only women & children will have 'rights' for the said duration By the time I finish dealing with this town, they will be a national reminder to everyone that in this land, it is HUMANITY OVER TRADITION OR RELIGION⚠️ The videos from this unbelievable town made me very angry, and I hope the government does not let this slide

I am mostly drunk typing so forgive my forget typos.

…how loyal he/she is to the party or government. You have to be willing to die for any of this to change btw. No be by retweets and all those cute ‘ngmi’ with your shaking head emojis. Nobody cares.

…wedding and probably order a new Rolex to match the cloth they would wear. Their wives would probably order a Gold Samsung S26 Ultra so that they can get the clearest pictures on this day. A director at one of the planets plenty govt agencies probably paid for the gall to show.

There’s nothing like a Nigerian Govt. The way you give a shit about your job and you’re thinking what are the great things you can achieve this week is not the same way the civil-servant/political-office-holder is thinking. They are thinking about the next Governors daughters…

J. K. Rowling and Fatai Rolling Dollar walk into a bar. There is magic and there’s juju.

Niggas dey do shina gaan. Shenanigans.

That’s like the summary of uk rap In general tho.

Slepta is ass 50% of the time. But when he hits. He hits.