Laura Ramage

I should probably have something profound and meaningful as my pinned tweet

@chubbeanucha Yas welcome to the good city

@Nicolaaaa94 Easy, send him with the lads, empty house for the weekend. Sorted

I’m literally Raging & in tears 😢🤯😡 @Tesco how the hell is beer essential and PERIOD PRODUCTS are Non essential 😡!!!! @WelshGovernment this is RIDICULOUS #walesinlockdown #coronavirus @piersmorgan

Bloody HELL Wales. Accidental pun, not mad about it

Instead of the clocks changing at 2am on a Sunday morning they should change at 8am on a Monday morning so people get an extra hour in bed when they need it most.

@jcrdandaly Amnt is another one, don't think it's in the dictionary

@chubbeanucha Good save

I can't wait until the dental side of the health service can reopen, swollen gums aren't the dream way to wake up. #ihatewisdomteeth

Congratulations to David Cochrane, Chief Executive of HIT Scotland, who has been awarded an MBE in the Queens’ birthday honours list announced today! Full story at hitscotland.co.uk/hit-news/david…

Implement track and trace into retail and I can guarantee it would be a very different story. All these twats going about shops with no masks on and not even a hint of social distancing definitely aren't spreading anything.

Absolutely brilliant

Last orders 930pm Lights Up 945pm Out on the street 10pm Home for 1015pm Brush your teeth 1030pm Lights out 1045pm Or if it's not I hope @policescotland get plenty of resources to check for house parties.

In case you needed a reminder.

@MillerCarterGLA having trouble with your online booking- won't let me book online, can you assist please?

Some Very British Problems with Sleep 💤 💤 💤 amzn.to/3i6TGmm / @Telegraph