Colossus
61 posts
""Aphrodite is more beautiful than an OnlyFans whore"
EmilyXD@Emily_XD69
hot take: el vestido de sirvienta tradicional es mil veces mas bonito, mas elegante y mejor que esa porqueria globalizada de falda corta
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Sounds like your dad knows what he's talking about.
ʙᴜᴊᴜ@sham_exe
my dad complains that every driver on the road is an idiot and then proceeds to drive like a halo marine piloting a warthog
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I get what you're trying to say, but i wear a seatbelt because i don't trust other peoples driving.
KHAN'✨@khanofkhans11_
If you used seatbelt while driving you never trusted your car
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@MagnoGetMoney Anti-gunners aren't monsters, they're annoying and stupid, so put them down like a wounded animal, boltgun or hammer.
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Can we add anti-gunners to the woodchipper conversation with Zoophiles and Pedophiles please? Thank you.
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I fucking hate soda, i wish there was a sassafras alternative.
moonreeds 🌙@verydrearydays
do y'all drink root beer i've been thinking about root beer lately i want root beer what's the best root beer give me your root beer knowledge
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@RundownRabbit Yes it's gross and embarrasing to piss right next to a stranger in view of eachothers dicks, but sometimes you get that one drunk guy at the bar who's like "goddamn i didn't know they let horses in here" and you have a smile for the rest of the night.
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Can't sword fight with the dude in the urinal next to me
smh women hate seeing men have fun
Sovey@SoveyX
Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?
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@basedganyu If i had the capacity to act, i would, but disability and poverty makes it damn near impossible to get anywhere.
However whenever i have had the capacity, i have helped, particularly the homeless.
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If you have been persecuted for your faith online, but never in real life, that means you aren't trying hard enough in real life.
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I literally drool over Marilyn Monroe everytime i think of her.
𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚎 🤍@MiladySpice
can u simp for the dead?
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The AR15 is a need. You know what's not a need? Giving you a reason
Gun Fanatics@gunfanatics1
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this
moh@vmohv
under absolutely no circumstances should you be trying to shoot your shot with a cosplayer on twitter
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@Strittposter The camera being zoomed in like it's Oblivion NPC dialogue, just need Secunda or something playing in the background.
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@JosephFox_088 I just got battlefield 1 and 5 definitive and battlefield 2042.
How do i play recon correctly, becauss sniping is fun but i want to actually help my team
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@_petalite I've asked friends to buy me games semi-jokingly and it genuinely made me feel way too soft when they actually did.
I am NOT used to kindness in anyway
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The Other Side of Paradise - Glass Animals
Urban_Tree✝️🍃@Urban__Tree
What’s your favorite song?
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